There are people out there, who spend their precious time hating on a video game meant for children. All day long, they try and look for all the small flaws the game has, jerk off to review bombing, complain about it in their echo chamber with other haters on Discord and Twitter, not realizing they are an obsessive minority, look for any possible clue that could indicate that the game is not selling as much as expected, because that'd make them feel amazing about them spending hours shitting on the game, they would feel important for the first time in their empty lives. They act like true fans when they don't realize they are not the target audience of the game and that no one cares about their opinion.

Have sex.