Anon! Wake up! Wake uuuup! Morning sleepyhead! Oh? What's that? You were having a bad dream? Awww, I'm sorry sweety. What was it about?
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A new game with 400 Pokemon missing?
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It was so buggy and unfinished that it bricked systems and even other devices on the same network?!?

Hee-hee! Silly anon! They would never do something like that! You worry too much! I was just going to go and make the kids some breakfast. Do you want me to bring you up some too? Yes? Okay! Love you!