(Enter scene, GF headquarters, Masuda sits on his throne with Joe coiled around his feet like a cat)
M: Hahaha, Meriku-san, Ai torudu ru za gamusu wood serru raiku, hau du ru sai, hottu keikus!? Rur firufi gaijins wirru bai enitingu wii surou attu demu!!
Joe: M-masterr, did Joe do good? *heavy breathing*
Harharhar YES! Meriku didu veri gudo. Ru habu biin a gudo shiru. Ru deffendedu za gamu ebenu wennu ito gou ageensuto commonu senso. Hea, ru deservedu za kooki!
J: Aw aw t-thank you master!
M:Nau pissu offu ru goburinu. Ru disugasuto mii!
J: Yes Masuda-sama, of course, Masuda-sama.
M: NAAAAUUUUU!!!!
(Mumbles something to himself)
Gettu mii Taaneru-san!
(Turner rushes in and starts massaging Masuda's back)
T: Y-yes, Masuda-sama?
M: Taaneru-san, ai raikou rur disheinusu, zey ar gudo, baatu nato enuffu buraito corarusu enudo tuu meni komupurikaatedu sheipesu, maku moru shiirukerusu wiitu biggeru hedusu. Issu perufekuto foru tubiterannisu.
T: Y-yes, master.
M: Nau seiu za tingu
T: I-indignant cunts?
M: Harhar MORU!
T: Indignant cunt indignantcuntsindinntcans!
M: Gudu boi. Taku za kuki.
T: Ow thank you m-master, you are most kind.
M: Anaarisuto, habu ru peido za puroguramasu?
Analyst: No, sensei, wii emupuroi onuri anupeidu inuterunusu hu woruku on 18 auasu sushifutusu, sensei.
M: Ekusherenuto! Yuzu dattu monies to pei za rebiyubas inusutedo!
A: Hai, Masuda-sensei.
M: Endo nekushuto taimu, katto arru poketo monusuta ekuseputo za waiffus. Kidusu no taimu for puraingusu za geimo, zey onu deiru fonusu. Maku gamupurei foru nekushuto geimus faibu auas rongu!
A: Hai, Masuda-sensei.
M: Nau, hou do we serru moaru suwituchu? Supeshiar Rizardon edishan? Ai nou, maku so gamu burikku suwitchu! Gaijins wiru bai nyuu suwituchu. Masuda, anata geniusu desu. Ito isu gudo tu bii mii.