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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:04:49 No.41251446 View View Reply Original Report

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This little fucker woke up one day and was probably 5 times fatter then he once was but is still the happiest looking thing on the planet. I love him like you wouldn’t believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:05:41 No.41251475 Report

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A cute, I wish him the best and hope he gets his normal body in a future

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:10:31 No.41251611 Report

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>>41251446
Me too, I can't wait to get him. I wish I could pet him

The Grand Sage

The Grand Sage Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:12:24 No.41251671 Report

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>>41251446
Cringe post.
>I love him like you wouldn’t believe.
Straight from reddit. At this point, I'm starting to believe if you like the fossils, you're a shill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:17:24 No.41251843 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:24:59 No.41252066 Report

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>>41251446
>get fainted in the wild
>ah shit you dead nigga
>wake up
>there's these weird lanckymons walking around this white room and
>oh fuck this feels wrong
>check down
>oh no, no no no, im a freak, a monster a, wait a sec
>check dick
>bitching

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:26:28 No.41252108 Report

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>>41251446
Yeah too bad his icy cousin is constantly sick, shivering from his insides freezing him, and can barely walk or run properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:26:50 No.41252117 Report

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I like to imagine that he's just shrieking in pain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:28:26 No.41252160 Report

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A-NI-ME
A-NI-ME
A-NI-ME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:29:40 No.41252192 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:31:13 No.41252224 Report

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>>41251671
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:36:44 No.41252363 Report

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>>41251671
literally kys tripfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:38:48 No.41252406 Report

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>>41251446
He's the closest one to being "Normal" and pain-less.
All the others are clearly suffering but this one just has a bigger lower side, he honestly got it the easiest, I think that's why I like him the most out of the bunch, he's the only one that could truly be happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:46:17 No.41252639 Report

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>>41252117
his cry sounds like that, really

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:47:50 No.41252671 Report

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>>41251446
We are going to get the original forms of all our fossil lads, right? I really want this guy's OG form on my party, even if Rock/Electric isn't the best typing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:49:21 No.41252715 Report

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>>41251446
>but is still the happiest looking thing on the planet
Anon, he's screaming. Having to lug around the Draco behind puts his Volt parts to a lot of stress. He's sobbing in his Amie animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:49:25 No.41252717 Report

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>>41252406
It gets out of breath after 3 steps and pants like crazy all the time to get its tiny heart to pump blood in its legs. He's far from being ok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:54:05 No.41252876 Report

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>>41252406
Because of his walk and running animations, Dracovish actually seems the happiest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:56:02 No.41252946 Report

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>>41251671
>Hurr he likes something! REDDIT REDDIT!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 00:59:40 No.41253067 Report

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>>41252363
Do you even know what trips are, you stupid fucking twat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:02:45 No.41253162 Report

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>>41253067
Gorilla tactics indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:04:16 No.41253217 Report

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>>41251446
Are you fucking kidding me? That poor thing looks like it's in pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:04:27 No.41253222 Report

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>>41251671
Autism and rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:05:10 No.41253235 Report

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>>41252876
He’s probably stoked he’s a good 2m taller

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:05:28 No.41253244 Report

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>>41251843
is he crying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:06:04 No.41253262 Report

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>>41251843
HOLY SHIT HALF ITS BODY IS MISSING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:06:59 No.41253284 Report

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>>41253244
Wouldn't you do the same if you were in the same situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:08:50 No.41253346 Report

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>>41251843
Eating
https://twitter.com/7adDxtYWIZSL3ex/status/1195348275290877952
>>41253262
What're you talking about it's right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:09:52 No.41253371 Report

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>>41253346
>>41253244

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:11:30 No.41253416 Report

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>>41252876
Honestly, yeah.
He can't breathe air, but he can stay in the water and lurk, and then run up on shore to grab prey before jumping back in the water.
Like some kind of reverse grizzly bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:12:32 No.41253443 Report

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>>41253244
>>41253346
Looks like he's crying because he can't reach his curry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:13:20 No.41253475 Report

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>>41253235
It helps that GF handwaved them not being able to breathe on land

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:15:03 No.41253535 Report

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>>41253443
He'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:15:03 No.41253538 Report

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>>41252160
I was wondering if there was any fanart that showed the exposed flesh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:18:49 No.41253643 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:21:08 No.41253710 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 01:23:11 No.41253761 Report

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>>41253416
>Like some kind of reverse grizzly bear
Or a crocodile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:20:44 No.41255248 Report

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>>41253346
DO YOU BIT SEE IT? IT'S CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO BE A BIGGER POKEMON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:22:26 No.41255297 Report

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>>41252876
WHY IS THE HEAD ON THE TAIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:22:38 No.41255304 Report

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>>41251671
Have sex and dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:24:10 No.41255357 Report

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>>41255248
>IT'S CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO BE A BIGGER POKEMON!
Rude, it's just big boned

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:31:25 No.41255557 Report

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>>41255357
IT'S REVIVAL WENBT WRONG,A DN SO DID THE OTHER ANCIENTS IN THIS GEN.

I FEEL ESPECIALLY SORRY DOR THE ONE THATS A TAILK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:44:58 No.41255918 Report

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>>41252717
As long as he can live as a slob he'll be alright. Using him as any other Pokemon is abuse for sure though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:46:45 No.41255983 Report

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>>41251671
namefag raus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:53:23 No.41256135 Report

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>>41251446
HOW DO YOU GET HIM!?!?!

I WANT THAT HAPPY BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:53:54 No.41256152 Report

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>>41251671
>namefag
into the trash it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:54:13 No.41256161 Report

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>>41251446
that's not a smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:54:31 No.41256169 Report

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>>41256135
Are you sure about that? imagine the heart rate that thing has to keep the blood in its legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:55:26 No.41256194 Report

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>>41256169
His face says it all!

Do I need to trade the fossils?
How is everyone else getting this good boy so easily?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:56:43 No.41256229 Report

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>>41256194
His Nikki Minaj butt is four fucking times the size of its torso.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:57:51 No.41256255 Report

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>>41256229
I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:58:51 No.41256280 Report

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>>41255297
Because real life scientists did that to the Elasmosaurus

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:58:54 No.41256282 Report

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I'm just impressed that anyone could make these anatomical freaks live an apparently normal lifespan even if it is suffering. Whatever process was used for them is an actual miracle even in comparison to other fossil restorations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 02:58:57 No.41256284 Report

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>>41251671
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS I DON’T LIKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:00:26 No.41256322 Report

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>>41251446
Is he any good? I want to use him on my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:05:32 No.41256457 Report

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>>41251446
he probably went from having a 3 incher to an 8 inch chad dinomax cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:09:12 No.41256541 Report

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>>41256229
It's both gender. The upper half is a female and the lower half is a male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:11:59 No.41256618 Report

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>>41251843
>>41252066
Can't wait for the porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:12:33 No.41256627 Report

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>>41255297
>>41256280
This seems hilariously and appropriately disrespectful of British archaeologists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:12:55 No.41256634 Report

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>>41256618
>they are made up of body parts of different pokemon
>female upper body with tiddies
>male lower body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:14:04 No.41256661 Report

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>>41256618
I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:14:26 No.41256668 Report

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>>41251843
he's screaming in terror

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:14:59 No.41256682 Report

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>>41256634
>>female upper body with tiddies
>>male lower body
The reverse might happen too though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:15:22 No.41256696 Report

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>>41256541
So it's actually her John Goodman lard-ass, then? ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:17:11 No.41256763 Report

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>>41256682
yeah but that's not as noticeable unless you make its upper body buff, which would look weird since the lower body is supposed to be much bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 03:19:24 No.41256830 Report

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>>41256763
Would be funny for the male upper to freak out and then have to get fucked like a female.

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