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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:11:47 No.41258400 View View Reply Original Report

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https://randompokemon.com/
Generate one Pokémon
Now, How will this Pokémon protect you against a dangerous group of 100+ people?
Be creative.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:16:25 No.41258553 Report

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>Mega Altaria

Just Hyper Voices and everyone is down.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:16:32 No.41258557 Report

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I will get cocooned in thick, ropey silk which the 1dreds of people can't break without getting all sticky and slowed. Then we will make our escape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:17:25 No.41258584 Report

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>>41258400
>Teddiursa
He distracts them by being so damn cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:17:46 No.41258597 Report

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>got pineco
It'll explode, because enemies can't get you if you're already dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:20:26 No.41258675 Report

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>Finneon

I'm fugged :DD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:21:17 No.41258702 Report

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>Magearna

Don’t even need to protect it, just have it shift gear and then fry the crowd with bolt beam as it grows increasingly powerful from the carnage

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:23:23 No.41258760 Report

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The only thing it needs to protect me from is the splash and trauma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:24:44 No.41258803 Report

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>Quilava

I guess he can just create a wall of fire so we can escape. He can also create gusts of superheated air according to the pokedex, so if it's just a mob of people, I'm probably good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:27:12 No.41258863 Report

Quoted By: >>41261814

>Goodra
I can't even think of a way that isn't sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:28:59 No.41258913 Report

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>>41258400
>Primarina
If this board is anything to go by I guess like 50 of them will be preoccupied with masturbating to it and the rest could drown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:29:15 No.41258923 Report

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>Sawsbuck
I get on and hope he can run fast enough

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:30:39 No.41258957 Report

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I'm fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 04:59:04 No.41259717 Report

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>Azurill
Unless I can get a bunch of them to slip and fall on some puddles, I'm dead meat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:00:42 No.41259759 Report

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>>41258400
Furries are pretty dangerous, she'll just have to be sacrificed so I can escape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:05:01 No.41259875 Report

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>Trevenant
Easy modo: I'll run into a park or a forest, then it would control trees to trap those people. If not, it just might curse them. GGWP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:19:28 No.41260243 Report

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>Mega Swampert
Everybody is getting mashed into paste if they don't fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:25:18 No.41260397 Report

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>ledyba
i send him to fly up their asses and use air slash on the inside. it causes lethal damage to the internal organs of the leaders of the group, allowing me to escape. sadly the repeated exposure to stomach acid kills him in the process

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:50:28 No.41260920 Report

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>Smeargle
I have access to any move in existance. It can teleport me to safety, or it can fuck everyone up with Spacial Rend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 05:51:08 No.41260928 Report

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>>41260920
>when the only move it has at the time is Sketch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:05:39 No.41261210 Report

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>>41260928
sketches Beat Up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:09:22 No.41261301 Report

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I got pelipper
Send them back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:12:13 No.41261376 Report

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>Spiritomb

Eats their souls or scares them away.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:14:56 No.41261438 Report

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puts my on its back and enjoys a nice dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:16:50 No.41261489 Report

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>Amoonguss
Puts everyone to sleep with Spore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:17:33 No.41261508 Report

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>Meowstic
Seeing as it can destroy a 10-ton truck with ease according to the dex I think I'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:21:34 No.41261601 Report

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>>41258400
>Brave Foongus
HE'S GONNA TRY HIS HARDEST

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:23:10 No.41261634 Report

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>>41258400
took your protector OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:29:15 No.41261784 Report

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>>41258400
>Latias

Just jump on its back and fly away. There's no point in fighting if you can just escape. Although, if they're gonna hunt me down, I might as well brainwash them with psychic attacks and then make them forget that they want to kill me. Psychic types are the most OP against weak humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:30:17 No.41261814 Report

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>>41258863
Give 100+ dangerous men handjobs for instant victory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:49:38 No.41262181 Report

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>Pidgey
I guess if I teach it fly it can get me out of there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 06:51:13 No.41262209 Report

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>Docile Furfrou
>said to have served as designated guardians of kings
>can also learn Giga Impact via TM

Picture this. A battlefield of immense size. On one side, a dangerous group of 100+ people. I'm talking people armed to the teeth with weapons. Who are they fighting? Some random person with a poodle. The person says something, literally no one in the whole army can here them, and suddenly, they're all dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 07:54:17 No.41263410 Report

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>>41258702
How can one Pokemon be so based?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:23:13 No.41263869 Report

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>>41258400
>Modest regigigas
might as well just kill myself

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:29:45 No.41263989 Report

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>Fire spin to intimidate
>Light Screen to protect
>Psychic if anyone gets too close
Forgot if it can learn teleport, but I say I'm well protected.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:39:42 No.41264176 Report

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GG guys. Good luck trying to move in frozen time.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:41:08 No.41264198 Report

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>>41258400
Head Smash the fuck out of everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:41:59 No.41264216 Report

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>Scyther
SLICE N DICE

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:43:33 No.41264243 Report

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>gentle rufflet
thats all folks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:47:33 No.41264321 Report

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>>41258400
>dewott
Probably surf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 08:55:51 No.41264486 Report

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>Magenton
My PTSD from Temporal Tower has educated me on the sheer power that Discharge has on groups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 09:02:51 No.41264628 Report

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>Skrelp

Use it as a gun that shoots poison I guess? I'm dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 09:04:34 No.41264662 Report

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>Cosmoem
Hide behind it and hope for the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 09:04:49 No.41264666 Report

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>>41258400
>Mega Steelix
I guess I'll just sit back and enjoy the carnage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 09:06:47 No.41264709 Report

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>shedinja
I'm fucking dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 09:49:52 No.41265600 Report

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>>41258400
>Primeape
It probably just snaps and mauls them all to death

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