<To the tune of the french can can>
Sword and Shield has just released
And has left some people displeased
With less than half the dex in there
And damage to the switch software
Look here, it's not hard to see
The games were rushed, look at these trees
Textures look like such eyesores
Ripped straight out of N64
"BUT YOU'LL BUY IT"
No I won't they don't look fun
"SHUT UP, BUY IT!"
Haven't bought a game since sun
"CONSUME PRODUCT!"
If you want to, then that's fine
"BUY THEIR PRODUCT!"
But I won't, so leave me be! I don't want these! Not worth sixty! They're not for me!
~dudun dudun dudun~
Shut up, I just don't want to buy it
Shut up don't deny it:
We've been playing the SAME GAME FOR TWENTY YEARS AND
Now I think it's time to play some
Different better games, son
These new games are just not up to snuff
I swear,
Just shut up, I don't want these
Please don't try and taunt me
Let me make my OWN DAMN DECISIONS ABOUT THE GAMES
Please shut up and let me think straight
Bricks and cardwipes aren't great
Think I'll hold out for some better stuff
HEY!