Mister Masuda, we've done the play testing and... Well, the game is full of bugs
>ROAH YES GAMU FURRA BUGGU RIKU CATURPREE AND STROMMU
Ah, no... we mean the game is full of performance issues.
>RAAHH I RUNDERSTRAND BUGGU HAVU WREAKA STATTU, BUTTU DON WRORRY BUGGU EVROLVE FASTU SO THEYU PREFRORMU BRETTER
No you don't understand. I mea-
>NO ROU DONTU RUNDERSTRANDU BUGGU GOOD BUGGU FRAVOROUTE TYPEU YU DISTRASPECTU BUGGU??? YU DISRASPECTU MY FRAMURY??!??
S-Sir, I-
>YU NO TALKU SHITTU BOUTU BUGGU HERE, SHIPPU GAMU NAO!!!! LATER CRUM TO MRY OFFRICE DRUNGEON FOR BUGGU ANUSU!!!
S-Sir... P-Please...
>NO! WRON MRORE WRORDU AN YU GETTU DYNAMAXU CENTISCORCHUUU!!!! YU NO WANT TO ENDU UPPU LIKEU MISTAH MERRIKU AFRTER HE FRAILED TO SHILLU GAMEU??!?
*sobs* Y-Yes... Sir...
>ROUT OF MY SRIGHTU!!! NOW!!!