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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 23:54:57 No.41286655 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41287211 >>41287948 >>41288344 >>41288486 >>41288930

Post your Pokéwaifu, /vp/. Got it? Are you all good? Alright, now post a genuine reason as to why being with her would be a terrible idea.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 23:56:55 No.41286726 Report

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She doesn't exist.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 23:57:53 No.41286769 Report

Quoted By: >>41287564

Her hair would get everywhere.
But I'd still love it.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:04:48 No.41287040 Report

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Like most Pokemon she could near-instantaneously kill me if she ever lost her temper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:04:57 No.41287043 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:10:27 No.41287211 Report

Quoted By: >>41288486 >>41289009

>>41286655
She is bossy, would tell me what to do all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:22:29 No.41287564 Report

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>>41286769
but thats a lot of hair in your face during spooning. you sure you'd love it anon?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:23:38 No.41287594 Report

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I'm a lazy bitch and I hate the heat.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:34:55 No.41287948 Report

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>>41286655
Reading my mind with all the cheesy as fuck romantic stuff and how much I want to cuddle with her.

and all the lewd thoughts that go through my mind on constant basis when i think about her

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:46:44 No.41288344 Report

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>>41286655
I don't see how being with her could possibly be terrible. I guess a downside is that she can read my mind whenever she wants?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:51:46 No.41288486 Report

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>>41286655
would likely be a yes (wo)man who'd go along with everything i did or said
>>41287211
>she is bossy
that's kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 00:57:38 No.41288673 Report

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>>41287948
psychicjobs?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:02:27 No.41288829 Report

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I hate the cold quite a bit and I don’t she would leave snowpoint with me

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:04:33 No.41288912 Report

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>>41288673
goddam right

also the constant bombardment of lewd thoughts throw to her mind as she couldn't keep her min reading in check.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:04:56 No.41288921 Report

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My semen supply would constantly need replenishing.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:05:12 No.41288930 Report

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>>41286655
He'd spend all day at his restaurant worried about creating the best experience for his clients, he'd have no time to hang out with me and when he's back home, he'd keep thinking about tomorrow's dishes and then be too tired for anything. We would never be able to really be together.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:07:13 No.41289001 Report

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>>41288921
but she wouldn't let those balls refill, would she?;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:07:37 No.41289009 Report

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>>41287211
>She is bossy
>implying that's bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:54:53 No.41290436 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:58:09 No.41290529 Report

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Not a cheap date at a restaurant due to appetite.
Might run my food budget through the roof.
Massive weight gain from my cooking.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 01:59:00 No.41290555 Report

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He'd always prefer his sister to me.

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