>>41292286>Oooh Mistaa Merrikku....Rakey rakey...起きてアホ!Uh...where am I? Mister Masuder? Where are my pants?
>I hope you srept werr mista merriku...za geimu haz rereased...twitchhuru iz busurring wifu sutreemas an biewaas...ando...za rebiews are inn...Well, thats good then innit? I mean, IGN promised they'd give us a real good score, long as they got a cut from whoever bought through their adv...review!
>[sighs in nihongo]W-w-well what about twitch? None of those streamers have any standards! They -have- to love the games they play, it's their job!
>Mistaa merrikku...Well, the reviews are good, right?! You've told me time and again that you assured their "financial cooperation!"
>Wai ies, mistaa merrikku! I -ashyur- yuu dat wii spent a もっと LOTTO to ashyur deya finanshiaru cooperation...battu yet, it washu notto enaffuru...What do you mean?
>Surii...pointo...eaituru, mistaa merrikku...wai didn't yuu stop it, mistaa merrikku?[Simpers in shill]
>Aim beri, beri dishappointaru...mistaa merrikku. Yuu no...whatto dis meanzu? 四百九十 -yakki- bugguru: wan fo eberi pokemon da gaijin arr mad abaout.Wait! Mister Masuder, you don't have to do this, no, please! I'll...I'll do anything! I'll make up more death threats against me! Please! Don't-[panicked crying in fairy-type]
>Yuu no whatto, mistaa merrikku? I chanju mai maindo. Whatto kain ofu man wood ai be, to makeu somesinku firr wifu moa bugguru zan sordo an shiirudo. I wirr...retto yuu go.[Sobs]Bless you...B-b-bless you, Mister Masuda- 増田さま-
>Justa...wan rasto shing, mistaa merrikku...kan yuu terr me hau Toxer evorve into Toxishitry?Wha-what?...I don't....
>Werr, ai onry asko bekasa...yorru uebsaito uh...sezzu hau to getto Toxishitry hai ampudo an row ki formu...eben -befoa- zose pokemon officiarry existo...bulbasaur desu ne, joe-san...[Pleads in hypocrite]
>YUU RITTUR SHITTU!!!! I KANNOT BIREAVE DAT YUU NOTTO ONRY FAIR ME, YUU -BETLAY- ME! MISTAAAA MERRIIKKKUU!!!! YU NO WAT DIS MEAN! 
