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Being hop must be suffering

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>be hop
>born and remain in the shadow of your big brother, the unbeatable champion of Galar
>your family loves him more than you, as evident by the fact that in your own home, there are plenty of pictures him, but none of you.
>day comes when your ready to get a pokemon, your big bro is coming with ones to pick
>your biggest dream ever is to surpass leon as a pokemon trainer
>some random fuck next door is now your rival for whatever reason
>proceed to lose to this person several times in a row
>get depressed
>then pre-rape bede comes along, acting all arrogant
>you challenge him, lose
>end up getting shit talked, how you're not worthy of being leon's brother
>get more depressed
>start searching for a way to improve, fail miserably
>semifinals come along, time for you to challenge your rival again
>fail miserably
>adding on to this, post-rape bede beats you AGAIN
>start being even more depressed
>rival beats your brother leon, forever crushing your dreams
>start moping around
>suddenly these uppercrust pay2wins come along claiming to be the heir of Galar
>lose to one, get shit talked
>bunch of shit happens
>your rival, not only is crushing your dreams, is now named the heir apparent to throne of Galar after the pay2wins abdicate their royal claims
>challenge your rival one more time, surely you'll win
>lose
>that's it
>you finally realize your shit at pokemon
>decide to cuck out and become a pokemon professor
Even Hau was more of a pokemon trainer than this shithead.