>*clinks our spoons on glasses repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to our thread, tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of ours quite special.
Now, as to the reason for why we've gathered you all here. We would like to propose a toast…to Gamefreak!

>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around us*

Yes, Gamefreak! There's nobody in the industry we feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than our dear old friends at Gamefreak. They work tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of their lives on Pokemon. They delete pokemon fit for no anon's Pokedex, and remove the rapscallions responsible for any shenanigans on their tweets. They even ask for a mere sixty dollars in monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants Pokemon to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Gamefreak's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Gamefreak, Pokemon would be an innovative, refreshing series without regional gimmicks, shittily designed pokemon and other unbecoming features that have no place in a videogame for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness… to the Gamefreak.

>*raises glasses of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to our lips*

But seriously, folks. Fuck niggers.