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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 20:56:06 No.41350045 View View Reply Original Report

Totally not a shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 20:57:52 No.41350093 Report

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>>41350045
That person didn't play past the fourth gym guaranteed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 20:59:15 No.41350135 Report

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>>41350045
Holy fucking shit this is gold ahahahahahaahahahahaahahaha a fucking perfect game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 20:59:24 No.41350141 Report

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>>41350045
Review bombing through the critics' score. This is next level boot licking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:00:19 No.41350178 Report

Quoted By: >>41350225 >>41350587

>>41350045

sofdt reset, what the dexit ? wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:01:57 No.41350225 Report

Quoted By: >>41350257 >>41350587

>>41350178
Game is barren and devoid of content not because devs are lazy, but because they're going back to the roots.
It's a design choice, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:02:59 No.41350257 Report

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>>41350225
>"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:05:13 No.41350330 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587

>>41350045
>superb balancing
>game is still "stall or get one shot depending on matchup" with the latter being even more prevalent due to dynamax

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:06:09 No.41350351 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587 >>41351653

>>41350045
This is why people don't take critics seriously
This man just gave sword and shield a FLAWLESS rating
A PROFESSIONAL critical reviewer just gave SWORD and SHIELD a flawless
I can't even give my favorite game a flawless rating
I can't even give breath of the wild a flawless rating
What a fucking joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:07:51 No.41350391 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587

This is satire, right? ... Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:09:03 No.41350421 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587

DigitallyRetarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:10:05 No.41350452 Report

Quoted By: >>41350574 >>41350587

What's the user score?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:10:37 No.41350474 Report

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>>41350045
>and with 10 additional scores including a bullshit 100 it's STILL only gone up 1 point and remains worst new Gen ever according to critics
Lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:11:26 No.41350497 Report

Quoted By: >>41350527 >>41350555 >>41350587 >>41350690 >>41350802 >>41350958 >>41351711

http://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2019/11/review-pokemon-sword-shield-nintendo.html
This is embarassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:11:28 No.41350498 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587

>>41350045
>solid pacing
You’re kidding, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:12:14 No.41350527 Report

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>>41350497
Don't click that shit
Give me a pastebin
I'm not giving them a single click

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:13:06 No.41350555 Report

Quoted By: >>41350587 >>41350653

>>41350497
embarrassing has 2 r's and im not going to some literal who site, never heard of these shitters before

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:13:42 No.41350574 Report

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>>41350452
1.6 on dual pack, about which shills apparently forgot and didn't shill too much to raise the score

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:14:04 No.41350587 Report

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>>41350045
>>41350093
>>41350135
>>41350141
>>41350178
>>41350225
>>41350257
>>41350330
>>41350351
>>41350391
>>41350421
>>41350452
>>41350474
>>41350497
>>41350498
>>41350527
>>41350555

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:14:52 No.41350610 Report

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>>41350587
>look mom i posted it again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:15:07 No.41350618 Report

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>>41350587
Have brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:15:27 No.41350629 Report

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>>41350574
>those 472 people didn't even play the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:15:35 No.41350639 Report

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>>41350587

how many times you going to do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:15:57 No.41350653 Report

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>>41350527
>>41350555
Ungh
https://pastebin.com/Ngc5qVkp
I've never actually used pastebin before, hope that worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:17:03 No.41350677 Report

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>>41350629
You don't have to eat shit to know it's shit, because it smells like shit from far away

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:17:14 No.41350683 Report

Quoted By: >>41354252

>it isn’t perfect
>feels familiar to past entries
>missing the National dex
>but it is fun
>9.4/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:17:29 No.41350690 Report

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>>41350497
https://pastebin.com/QnpD3YS8

PASTEBIN THAT SHIT YOU RETARD

https://pastebin.com/QnpD3YS8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:18:17 No.41350708 Report

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>>41350587
Waiting to see how many times this will be reposted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:18:24 No.41350710 Report

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>>41350587
At least edit that into a nickit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:18:44 No.41350719 Report

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>>41350045
Paid review.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:19:39 No.41350741 Report

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>>41350045
>digitallydownloaded.net
oh so they pirate then...

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:19:41 No.41350742 Report

Quoted By: >>41350979 >>41351446 >>41351878

>>41350587
Nah, I've already spent over 30 years with the only person I need since I don't get my self worth from others unlike you chucklecuck.

We'll ALL have Dex or I'll die trying because I'm not wasting time wishing someone else give a fuck about me - literally and figuratively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:20:47 No.41350771 Report

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>>41350587
Boo! Get new material!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:22:01 No.41350802 Report

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>>41350497
This was posted today. Must be a really small publication, I am amazed that no one posted in the comments calling them out on the BS since it's been over a week since it leaked and it's been five days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:22:09 No.41350805 Report

Quoted By: >>41350955 >>41351018 >>41354333

>>41350639
Until they stop projecting their incel ways onto other people.

Sad that these incels have to take a game as part of their identity and defend it to the death because there's nothing else interesting about them except dressing up like Ass Ketchum at conventions for whatever attention they can eek out from fat ugly men dressed as women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:22:22 No.41350811 Report

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>>41350574
>Version 1 gets its own rating
>Version 2 gets its own rating
>Version 1 + 2 in a package gets its own rating
This is so retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:24:49 No.41350873 Report

Quoted By: >>41350992 >>41351531

>>41350802
The review does say
>I know I’m going to delete a bunch of whiny comments about how “corrupt” I am for having he audacity to like this game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:25:13 No.41350882 Report

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>>41350587
you first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:27:34 No.41350955 Report

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>>41350805
And who exactly is defending this game, shit-eating tranny?

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:27:40 No.41350958 Report

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>>41350497
>top professional review is a manchildren on his blog
>all the top user reviews are 1 sentence shitposts
>user score that low
>all negative reviews are well thought out and detailed

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:28:16 No.41350979 Report

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>>41350742

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:28:42 No.41350992 Report

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>>41350873
did he do the typo too?

>he audacity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:29:30 No.41351018 Report

Quoted By: >>41351477

>>41350805
>incel
found the insecure faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:30:01 No.41351042 Report

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>>41350955
that and worthless poketubers who cant get a real job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:30:45 No.41351062 Report

Quoted By: >>41351119

>>41350992
I copied it from the pastebin. I'm assuming anon didn't type the whole thing again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:33:02 No.41351119 Report

Quoted By: >>41351298

>>41351062
so the manchild who wrote that review didn't even re-read it before publishing

top quality "professional" reviews metacritic selects

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:37:16 No.41351247 Report

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>>41350045
Don't care, money's in the bank

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:38:39 No.41351298 Report

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>>41351119
Apparently there's no editor for the site, either. How surprising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:39:42 No.41351330 Report

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>>41350045
i think metacritic might of tried to up the score for sword and shield

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:39:54 No.41351338 Report

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>>41350045
Holy shit. It actually ended up bumping the score up to 82. How many death threats is he going to end up getting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:43:18 No.41351446 Report

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>>41350742
Have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:44:33 No.41351477 Report

Quoted By: >>41351587 >>41351649 >>41354412

>>41350955
You telling people to have sex instead of playing a game you know is shit, obviously.

>>41351018
Nah, I'm just using your projected insults towards people who want more content in a game.

Doesn't phase me because I know I'm not one and even if I were, you telling me something that happens to be fact wouldn't mean anything to me. But since people like you are using it I know it hurts you. Case in point, your response letting me know I hurt your feelings and the feelings of 955 above as intended.

Now go back to pretending you matter because you defend trash, you trash heaps.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:46:36 No.41351531 Report

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>>41350873
So basically, the motherfucker admits to clickbait, and that's fine by Metacritic standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:47:48 No.41351573 Report

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>>41350045
how is this clearly paid crap allowed? How? Genuinely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:48:10 No.41351587 Report

Quoted By: >>41352950

>>41351477
i hate the game to man i would rather play with donkey shit but no one is taking you seriously like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:49:31 No.41351636 Report

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>the collecting
>the combat
>the catching

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:49:53 No.41351649 Report

Quoted By: >>41352950

>>41351477
I'm afraid you have replied to the wrong anon. Shit, I might have done it too. I hate blue boards. This wouldn't happen in /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:50:00 No.41351653 Report

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>>41350351
Someone I've spoke to who has played it said 'it's fun but it's not perfect. No game is'

according to these paid shills, it is.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:52:18 No.41351711 Report

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>>41350497
it was star rated, is that why they've given it 100?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 21:57:30 No.41351878 Report

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>>41350742
>want to buy SwiSh for evolution a pokemon younger me would've loved back then
>can't trade DUX from original 150 over to new game through PCs to have him finally have his moment to shine

I dont want this feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 22:12:54 No.41352333 Report

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How can you give it a 100 and manage to keep a straight face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 22:21:49 No.41352582 Report

Quoted By: >>41352653

>>41350045
>Sword & Shield is as close to a true reset for pokemon as we've had.
what about BW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 22:24:01 No.41352653 Report

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>>41352582
BLACK WHITE BAD!
WHERE CHARIZARD?
WHERE PIKACHU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 22:25:47 No.41352701 Report

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>>41350045
never heard of this site
good

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 22:34:17 No.41352950 Report

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>>41351587
There is nothing to take seriously. I was literally making fun of them, mocking them - not taking these people seriously by using their own terms against their actual insecurities.

>>41351649
Then why did you (both) respond to a post making fun of them with defensive retardation? I didn't hit the wrong post numbers there. I responded to the correct people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:12:31 No.41354125 Report

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>>41350045
>vibrancy
If there ever was a meaningless buzzword that should make anyone that uses it to lose their reputation for the rest of their life it should be this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:14:20 No.41354197 Report

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>>41350045
I LOVE Pokémon but literally no Pokémon game deserves 100. Best game would be like an 80.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:16:14 No.41354252 Report

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>>41350683
cheat code central is still around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:18:04 No.41354304 Report

Quoted By: >>41354324

Everyone say thank you to the review that bumped the score from 8.1 to 8.2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:18:49 No.41354324 Report

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>>41354304
Yeah that's not gonna last, lmao.

https://www.rpgsite.net/review/9205-pokemon-sword-shield-review

RPG Site is on metacritic too and just shat on the games. 6/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:19:14 No.41354333 Report

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>>41350805
>You're an incel for not liking a shit game
And shills want to call dexitfags trannies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:21:38 No.41354412 Report

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>>41351477
>A tranny
>Having sex
Not even the Ls the Gs and the Bs want to fuck the 41% movement cope, dilate and die retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:22:19 No.41354441 Report

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>>41350690
>>41350653
This is not a review.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:27:35 No.41354610 Report

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>>41350045
They aren't even trying to hide it anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:33:24 No.41354801 Report

Quoted By: >>41355002

The amount of reviews I've seen (this one included) saying shit like "the dex cut has me actually excited to fill out the dex again" is just baffling. It's so clear these people have very little, if any, investment in the series since evidently none of them have ever head of the Regional Dex

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:35:35 No.41354873 Report

Quoted By: >>41355058 >>41359793

>>41350045
Why are all mediocre game journos obsessed with "streamlining" everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:39:08 No.41355002 Report

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>>41354801
And none of them are actually going to fill the dex nor play past the first gym. Reviewers play games for an hour or two, read a synopsis, and then read the companies talking points then, based on how much they were paid, post a review.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2019 23:41:11 No.41355058 Report

Quoted By: >>41356242

>>41354873
Because they presumably got into video game reviewing because at one point they liked video games. They then learned that reviewing games isn't "playing video games all day," it's "play a small part of a video game then write someone else's opinion on it." If games are shortened down to 1-2 hours however, they'll be able to play the full game before writing someone else's opinion. They still won't be able to share their own thoughts, but at least they'll get to play the full game; it'd be an improvement over their current situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 00:20:24 No.41356242 Report

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>>41355058
honestly dunno if i was ready for this much of a blackpill lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 00:56:45 No.41357302 Report

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>>41350629
yes I did
I deleted it off my computer before even getting to the 3rd gym I was so bored

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 00:58:08 No.41357340 Report

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focus on the collecting? by cutting 60% of the pokemon? STFU shills

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:22:53 No.41359567 Report

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:31:20 No.41359793 Report

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>>41354873
Streamlining is fine when the term is used correctly.

Most of what Game Freak is doing is NOT streamlining.

Every time you hear someone talking about them streamlining Trash Go, for example. remember they think asking to see a cute Pokémon when neither contests nor their stats appear in the game exist to possibly make it streamlining since streamlining would involve teaching you how to play.

All of the gym conditions are supposed to be streamlining and none of them are streamlining at all since they're worthless at best and actively harmful for new players who are supposed to be the target of them at worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 03:27:00 No.41361239 Report

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>>41350045
did they accidentally review Sun/Moon instead?

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