>A large crash echoes down the halls of the 22nd floor of the Carrot Tower located in Tokyo, Japan
>The employees wake up from their 4th nap of the day, hacking and coughing as dust from the explosion fills their lungs
>As the air clears, a booming voice bellows...
"MASUDA-KUN!!! WROT HAVVU YU DUNNU TU MY CRONSOLES!?!?!!?!?"
>An 8'9", heavily muscled Japanese man emerges from the similarly shaped hole in the wall
>The Behemoth strides across the workplace, trampling any desks, furniture and employees in his path seemingly unaware of their existance
>Another crash can be heard as he blasts open the door of the golden, diamond studded office in the center of the room
>light floods into the office revealing various insects littering the walls before the novel illumination scatters them into the various dark corners and crevices
>The beast of a man grabs the desk and launches it through the wall, revealing a small, red Japanese man cowering where his desk once stood
"I SAY MASUDA-KUN! WHATTA YU DO WIRR MY CRONSOLES!"
>"Ra-Rah... M-Mry Brenevorent Roverrord F-Furukawa, Mrastrer of R-Reddu Hattu and Supreme Ruler rof K-Kringdromu of Hyruru. T-Tu wrat d-do I rowe da preasure?..."
"DONTU GIVVA ME DAT SHITTU MASUDA-KUN"
>The giant grabs Masuda by the neck and lifts him off his feet
>"G-Gaahhh... S-Sensei p-prea-ahhhh"
"YU BRIKKU MY CONSROL WITHHA YU SHITTU GAME, NROW GAIJIN WANT RERUND"
>Furukawa then grabs Masuda's head like a baseball before catapulting him through 4 walls