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>>41358983
He seems to be fine to me. Wouldn't be the first time the pokedex lied. Imagine believing a dex entry from a bitch who doesn't even know how to put these together.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:05:01 No.41359132 Report

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>>41358720
for christ's sake, whatever they call the "enhanced" versions next year better include the ability to fix these abominations

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:14:30 No.41359360 Report

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>>41359080
He's literally a fish head and pectoral girdle on a stegosaurus tail tip. His mouth isn't connected to his bisected digestive system. His is a life that shows god hates Galar.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:16:00 No.41359404 Report

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>>41358720
Literally animal cruelty.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:17:19 No.41359424 Report

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why dont they just die if they cant breathe?

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:20:38 No.41359516 Report

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>>41359360
How do you know it didn't develop when he was brought back? Clearly something worked or it wouldn't be alive long enough to even be a pokemon.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:21:35 No.41359540 Report

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>>41359424
most fish pokemon can hold their breath a good while out of water, Araquanid a notable exception with a clever solution.

And in the ball you don't need to breathe.

So his entire life is holding his breathe or being inside its pokeball, with the occasional plunging its head into nearby bodies of water if available for a deep gasp.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:24:13 No.41359602 Report

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I like the idea of fossil pokemon being put together wrong. Paleontologists guess what animals look like all the time.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:25:20 No.41359626 Report

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>>41359516
yes the pokemon center's hyper healing abilities, there's no way this shitstain on god's thong isn't on constant life support

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:25:52 No.41359642 Report

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>>41359360
he was clones base on bone fragments. He could develop a proper digestive system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:29:49 No.41359743 Report

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sad thing is theres more unseen head pieces to go with the steg n seal bodies

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:31:50 No.41359803 Report

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>>41358720
Actually my favorite pokemon from gen 8, love the Chimera idea. I also love how all of them have fake dex entries saying how they “died off” not realizing it’s not a real animal and instead a fucking abomination.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:33:32 No.41359845 Report

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>>41359540
Maybe he's like the reverse of animals that live in the water and only come up for air every once in a while.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:34:20 No.41359869 Report

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Based fishsaur freak that rejects gods.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:34:26 No.41359872 Report

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Stop bullying this happy little fish boy, he's living his best life with what he's given unlike you unhappy faggots.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 02:43:31 No.41360080 Report

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>>41359845
that would be my guess yes. like some freaky reverse dolphin

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