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YOU FRUCKINGU FIRFII GAIJIN DOGGORU! BUY MY GEIMU ORU ERUSU I WIRRU PUTTO SO MANY BUGURUSU IN YOA ANUSU ZATTO YU WIRRU BE SHITTINGU ZEM OUTO FOA WEEKSU! WE WORKURU DAI HAADO ONU ZISU GEIMU, FOUR DAYSU A WEEK EBEN, NO ONE ATO GEIMUFURIIKU HASO WORKEDO MOA ZAN TSU DAYSU A WEEKO INO YEARSU! WE HABU IT REARRY TOUGHURU ANDO WE JUSTO WANTEDO TSU MEIKU YOU HAPPY... BUTTO YOU GAIJIN JUSTO DONTO GETTO ITU, DO YOU? IFU YOU DONTO BUY OUR GEIMU DEN YOU DONTO CARU ABOUTO ZA POORU PUROGURAMASU ANDU ARUTISTOSU WHO POURU ZERU HAATO AND SOURU INTO ZA GEIMU! ZATTO MEANU YOU ARU A FUCKINGURU TOKUSHIKU ASSUHORU! I-WE DESABURU YOA MONEYSU GAIJIN! GIBU ME YOA MONEYSU NAO! FEEDO ME YOA WARRETSU ORU ERUSU I WIRRU SHOW YOU MY BIGGESTORU BUGURUSU INO MY CORREKUSHON. IMU NOTTO FUCKINGU AROUNDO I WANTO ARRU YOA MON- AAAGGGGUUUIHHHHHSURU! *dies*
Oh no, anon-kun you kirru Masuda wiso an aneurysmu, ifu you justo boughto za geimu none obu ziso wouldo habu happenedoru!
Please give generously to Junichi Masuda’s funeral fund by purchasing a copy of Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield this holiday season.