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Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:45:05 No.41418302 View View Reply Original Report

>taking a non-human creature as a bride

What would your ancestors say about that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:48:19 No.41418402 Report

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>>41418302
They do the same shit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:48:30 No.41418409 Report

Quoted By: >>41427561

Fuck this board and you freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:50:21 No.41418463 Report

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>>41418302
They fucked neanderthals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:52:10 No.41418521 Report

Quoted By: >>41418822 >>41418977

>>41418302
There's nothing more pure than the love between a trainer and his pokemon wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:52:10 No.41418522 Report

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>>41418302
>What would your ancestors say about that?
Are ya winning son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:52:17 No.41418525 Report

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>>41418302
>implying people haven't dreamed about fucking the moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:55:11 No.41418622 Report

Quoted By: >>41428213 >>41429165 >>41435341 >>41435379

Why would anyone choose to spill their seed inside the womb of a beast of the forest? A human girl can support you, love you, and bear you a loving family, yet you choose to consort with beasts?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 23:56:15 No.41418654 Report

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>>41418302
"Make sure they have a good dress"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:01:29 No.41418822 Report

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>>41418521
Indeed, it is the purest form of love. The ancients understood this truth, as seen here: >>41418402

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:06:20 No.41418977 Report

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>>41418521
>>41418822
It's improper and impure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:07:39 No.41419013 Report

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>>41418302
>implying
m8, the protagonist going to BE the bride. Boys getting married to monsters is my fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:13:46 No.41419191 Report

Quoted By: >>41419284 >>41419385 >>41422154 >>41427637

What happens when you fugg a pokemon? Has this been explained in lore? Can a male pokemon make a human girl pregnant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:17:15 No.41419284 Report

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>>41419191
Humans can get Pokemon pregnant. The baby is the Mother's species.

Nobody has decided what happens in reverse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:21:19 No.41419385 Report

Quoted By: >>41419881 >>41419905 >>41426298 >>41433245

>>41419191
I wonder what egg moves the ralts would get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:22:23 No.41419406 Report

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>>41419284
>Ash has aura powers
>Ash's most associated colours are blue and black, his hair is black even though his mom's is brown.
Isn't it obvious, Dalia fucked a Lucario once.
Humans impregnated with Pokemon produce Humans with weakened Pokemon abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:23:29 No.41419438 Report

Quoted By: >>41419616

>>41418302
>drove out the moors from the homeland >killed child torturing aztecs
>prevailed against catalan traitors
nothing good I imagine. but they have bigger gripes than a descendent hoarding gardey art

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:29:11 No.41419616 Report

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>>41419438
Dios mio

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:38:57 No.41419881 Report

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>>41419385
pound

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:39:45 No.41419904 Report

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>>41419616
i know i fucked up dont usually phonepost but the charging port for my laptop died. catalans are not Spaniards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:39:46 No.41419905 Report

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>>41419385
Humans give Hidden Power

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:42:57 No.41419989 Report

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Wouldn't be surprised, they fucked and domesticated whatever they conquered. Trainers conquered Pokemon, so we fuck em and domesticate them too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:47:37 No.41420101 Report

Quoted By: >>41420176

>gardevoir
they'd call you a pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:50:05 No.41420176 Report

Quoted By: >>41434465

>>41420101
Which Pokemon would you choose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:52:25 No.41420250 Report

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>>41418302
they'd be fucking proud. boomers hate their marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:17:44 No.41421011 Report

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I would rather breed with a Pokemon than a filthy human

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:25:13 No.41421250 Report

Quoted By: >>41422100 >>41436078

>Implying /vp/'s ancestors weren't goat fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:50:42 No.41422100 Report

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>>41421250
Goats can't love you back

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:51:12 No.41422112 Report

Quoted By: >>41422532 >>41430542

>>41418302
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:52:36 No.41422154 Report

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>>41419191
N was supposedly born of Pokemon, but that is a mystery in itself. Psychics and Black belts also exist and there are a lot of missing dads in the Pokeverse for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:02:38 No.41422471 Report

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>>41418302
>What would your ancestors say about that?
My ancestors are smiling down upon me, OP. Can you say the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:04:35 No.41422532 Report

Quoted By: >>41422641

>>41422471
>>41422112
Are your ancestors really smiling as they watch you empty their descendants inside a Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:08:14 No.41422641 Report

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>>41422532
Yes, never forget pokefucking is canon in universe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:43:27 No.41423640 Report

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>>41422100
what's wrong anon, your goat cheated on you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:25:09 No.41424770 Report

Quoted By: >>41425499 >>41425518

Animals are animals. They cannot love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:27:43 No.41424838 Report

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>>41418302
>implying I'd take a bride, ever
good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:51:26 No.41425414 Report

Quoted By: >>41425683

Does anyone have the pic of Gardevoir resting next to her trainer's remains? I find that one to be oddly beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:54:29 No.41425499 Report

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>>41424770
Humans are animals too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:55:31 No.41425518 Report

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>>41424770
Good thing pokemon are not animals then. Also, more the reason to not marry a human, they are animals, and animals are incapable of loving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:57:46 No.41425561 Report

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>>41419284
A human that might get egg moves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 04:04:34 No.41425683 Report

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>>41425414

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 04:06:56 No.41425733 Report

Quoted By: >>41427958 >>41435242

>>41418302
Technically, most of us aren't fully human. Only black people are 100% human, while the rest of us are human/neanderthal hybrids. Based on the difference between humans with and humans without neanderthal DNA, I'd say that my ancestors fucking a non-human was beneficial.
So instead of thinking of what my ancestors would say, I should think about what my descendants would say. And my descendants would be very happy to have psychic powers because of my fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 04:07:57 No.41425759 Report

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>>41425683
Thank you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 04:30:48 No.41426298 Report

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>>41419385
Splash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:19:53 No.41427561 Report

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>>41418409
you want to fuck non human creatures too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:23:12 No.41427637 Report

Quoted By: >>41427711 >>41427896 >>41431167

>>41419191
Wasn't there a book in the Canalave Library that made pokephilia canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:23:48 No.41427654 Report

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>>41418302
waasnt there a bunch of lore in sinnoh where they were cool with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:25:36 No.41427698 Report

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>>41418302
I mean, I'd like to think they'd approve, since they were mud farmers, poachers and buccaneers. Just continuing the family legacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:25:56 No.41427711 Report

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>>41427637
Literally the second post in this thread, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:33:30 No.41427896 Report

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>>41427637
Sort of. The book says that people used to marry Pokemon, but it also said that people and Pokemon used to be the same.
The book kinda implies that humans back then were different from humans now (or Pokemon back then were different from Pokemon now) and that human-Pokemon marriages don't happen anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:36:26 No.41427958 Report

Quoted By: >>41427993 >>41428898

>>41425733
Thank you. I am one of your descendants from the future. Somewhere along the line someone decided to hook up with the time traveling box legendary from gen 14. I am thankful for all the brave souls who broke the taboo for the first time and gave us all superpowers. Future "not quite sure it's still humanity" is in your debt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:37:59 No.41427993 Report

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>>41427958
Don't thank me. Thank my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:47:58 No.41428213 Report

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>>41418622
A human girl wouldn’t find me attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 06:21:23 No.41428898 Report

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>>41427958
Based. Nice to know that something good will come from me fucking this dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 06:33:47 No.41429165 Report

Quoted By: >>41429458 >>41433232 >>41435195

>>41418622
What if I find a human girl in the forest living like a beast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 06:50:36 No.41429458 Report

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>>41429165
thats a zoroark

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 07:46:34 No.41430311 Report

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>>41418302
I hope they approve of my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 07:47:23 No.41430327 Report

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>>41418402
This is why Sinnoh needs to be purged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 07:48:10 No.41430337 Report

Quoted By: >>41430401

>>41418302
technically speaking, if you're european or asian all of your ancestors did that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 07:52:31 No.41430401 Report

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>>41430337
If you’re talking about Neanderthal, they were basically a subspecies of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 08:04:12 No.41430542 Report

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>>41422112
Came here to post that, kudos anon.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 08:04:33 No.41430550 Report

Quoted By: >>41431158

>>41418302
Don’t worry, it’s fine. We’re in the same egg group. Can’t be an abomination if her body naturally accepts my seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 08:57:49 No.41431158 Report

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>>41430550
Will she be able to bear your children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 08:58:49 No.41431167 Report

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>>41427637
just a myth bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 12:02:43 No.41433209 Report

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>>41418302
my ancestors raw-dogged french soldiers in the war. my ancestors were vikings who killed, raped, and plundered. my ancestors did worse shit then appreciate pokemon art. besides, it's not like i picked any furry shit. furfags deserve the guillotine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 12:04:02 No.41433232 Report

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>>41429165
we take those

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 12:05:04 No.41433245 Report

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>>41419385
thunderpunch

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:03:44 No.41434369 Report

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>The Ralts family is now in the Human-like Egg Group
>Generations of Gardevoir/Trainer shenanigans on a worldwide scale have permanently altered their species to better accomadate human mates.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:09:04 No.41434465 Report

Quoted By: >>41435223

>>41420176
Not him but ___male Delphox
___male Lopunny is also a good choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:55:26 No.41435195 Report

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>>41429165

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:57:07 No.41435223 Report

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>>41434465
Braixen makes me so happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:58:08 No.41435242 Report

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>>41425733
Neanderthals are still human you retard. All species under the genus Homo are human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 13:58:21 No.41435246 Report

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>What would your ancestors say about that?
ooga booga grug bang rock with stick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:04:02 No.41435341 Report

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>>41418622
>A human girl can support you, love you, and bear you a loving family
wew lad, good one

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:05:52 No.41435379 Report

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>>41418622
>a human girl can support you, love you
>love you
stopped reading right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:06:51 No.41435400 Report

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>>41418302
>ANCESTORS, Phineas and Ferb are being Pokefuckers again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:10:44 No.41435468 Report

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>>41418302
>What would your ancestors say about that?
Anything to spite Obama

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:44:11 No.41436078 Report

Quoted By: >>41436151

>>41421250
Not goats but my family's history with dogs and their unwilingness to neuter them has got me thinking more than once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:47:45 No.41436151 Report

Quoted By: >>41436323 >>41436451

>>41436078
How would you feel if you were neutered against your will? It's a cruel thing to do and you seem like a scumbag for thinking your family is weird for not wanting to enact mutilation on their pets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 14:58:39 No.41436323 Report

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>>41436151

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 15:06:18 No.41436451 Report

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>>41436151
I don't think that my family is weird and I understand not wanting to neuter/spay. It's just a dodgy subject that nobody seems to ask and it's quickly put down or deflected when brought up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 16:21:11 No.41438066 Report

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I want to breed with a Pokemon

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 17:42:28 No.41440016 Report

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