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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:23:15 No.41419430 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:26:05 No.41419520 Report

Quoted By: >>41419603 >>41419673

>clearly smiles
>clearly breathes
>clearly isn't in pain
>only downside is he's kind of goofy looking, but still really cute
I will never understand Twitter neanderthals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:28:56 No.41419603 Report

Quoted By: >>41419647 >>41420141 >>41421374 >>41421641

>>41419520
it canonically can't breathe and has an exposed wound on it's ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:30:34 No.41419647 Report

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>>41419603
>he thinks the pokedex is canon
OH NO NO NO NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:31:24 No.41419673 Report

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>>41419520
>not suffering
Imagine waking up one day and your dick is chopped off.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:32:07 No.41419694 Report

Quoted By: >>41419721

>41419647 (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:33:10 No.41419721 Report

Quoted By: >>41419958 >>41420308

>>41419694
Anon the Pokedex refers to these things as the original versions. They have no clue.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:33:48 No.41419742 Report

Quoted By: >>41419931

>>41419430
He has the will to fight for life in spite of suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:34:24 No.41419759 Report

Quoted By: >>41419876 >>41419940 >>41419958 >>41420308

The Pokédex ain't canon 'cause they actually think this thing existed... even when it's clear that it has been spliced from incomplete fossils...

(maybe they know it and just don't want to admit they don't have the fossils)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:34:52 No.41419773 Report

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i want to patch him up and make sure he stays near water at all times so that he can breathe and be okay
fuck care liss im going to fucking hang that whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:38:35 No.41419871 Report

Quoted By: >>41419931

I'm pretty sure the other fossils don't get a break either. Arctozolt has a runny nose (because the upper half obviously isn't fit for cold climates) and Arctovish has trouble eating due to its head being upside down (for fuck's sake, that's just plain incompetence)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:38:48 No.41419876 Report

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>>41419759
Yeah, these things clearly are abominations but the dex says they existed in the past somehow. What the fuck? This concept is cool but it’s executed so haphazardly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:39:34 No.41419901 Report

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>>41419430
Ed...ward...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:40:02 No.41419915 Report

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>>41419876
Well, in all honesty, if I put a fossil together and gave it life, it would look like this, no doubt

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:40:34 No.41419931 Report

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>>41419742
>>41419430
>>41419901
>>41419871

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:40:57 No.41419940 Report

Quoted By: >>41419979

>>41419759
>Is in the game
>Isn't canon
>Not just inaccurate, but non-canon
Motherfucker I ain't no Crabhammer Mew faggot but if the Pokedex ain't canon then nothing is. Call it exaggerated or superfluous but it's the only consistent bits of lore throughout these games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:41:24 No.41419952 Report

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>>41419876
They're trying to save face, as in, It's no secret that they're wrong, but the researchers believe in their own bullshit

I want a combination of them all, let us all suffer together

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:41:36 No.41419958 Report

Quoted By: >>41420032

>>41419721
>>41419759
>>41419876
The idea that they existed in the past is an incorrect assumption by the scientists who don't realize they brought the fossils back wrong, but the information regarding their existence in the present is still correct. So

>It can't breathe
Canon
>It lived millions of years ago and went extinct because it couldn't breathe
Not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:41:41 No.41419959 Report

Quoted By: >>41420007

>>41419915
That’s not the part I’m baffled about. The dex says these things were alive in the far past despite that making no conceivable sense even for a world like Pokémon’s. It’s just dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:42:32 No.41419979 Report

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>>41419940
My mistake, the proper word would be Inaccurate, as you said...

The researchers are still incompetent though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:43:37 No.41420007 Report

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>>41419959
Well, each half was alive... probably with their other halves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:44:32 No.41420032 Report

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>>41419958
>it's clearly put together wrong but that's not canon
>it can clearly breath but that part is canon because I'm too much of a stupid bitch to admit I was wrong
It's obviously something the scientists made up to explain why they went estinct without admitting they fucked up. The fossils fucking battle and are strong too, lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:47:32 No.41420097 Report

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I will fucking max their affection and friendship

They deserve better, but that is all I can give to them

They will never feel complete, but they shall know love... and that will make their existence complete

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:48:58 No.41420141 Report

Quoted By: >>41420189

>>41419603
Tthe dex entries for all of the Gen 8 fossils are 100% fabricated. They're the scientists knowing they fucked up and combined unrelated species together, and trying to make it seem like that's just how they were. I'm not sure what it says that you needed this explained to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:49:09 No.41420146 Report

Quoted By: >>41420211

>>41419979
What it basically affirms is that Pokemon has no canon because everything is so inconsistent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:50:32 No.41420189 Report

Quoted By: >>41421433

>>41420141
Only the parts that talk about how they were in the past are fabricated, because they never existed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:51:22 No.41420211 Report

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>>41420146
Well, I do remember some discussions doubting the pokémons' feats back in the day...

Some even say that the rotomdex is actively trying to fuck with you in order to impress/scare you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:51:48 No.41420228 Report

Quoted By: >>41420261

If it can't breathe then how does it live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:52:13 No.41420242 Report

Quoted By: >>41420322

>Headcannon thread
Cringe

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:52:22 No.41420249 Report

Quoted By: >>41420294

How much cooler would it have been if they'd insteas made similar 'fusions' of Aurorus and Tyrantrum, or Rampardos and Bastiodon? And not just by swapping their heads around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:52:45 No.41420261 Report

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>>41420228
Simple...

it doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:53:33 No.41420294 Report

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>>41420249
I think people would complain even more, they would view it as ruining the old Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:54:12 No.41420308 Report

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>>41419759
>>41419876
>>41419721
I'm pretty sure Cara Liss was the one that wrote the pokedex entries, considering she's the only one whose reviving them and she's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere instead of in a proper facility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:54:35 No.41420322 Report

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>>41420242
Oh please, there is not a single person that believes that these... things are actual animals and not jumbled up parts of incomplete fossils

(coupled with scientists pulling explanations out of their asses)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:55:22 No.41420340 Report

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I want me and my team to laugh and bully the Galar fossilmons for being stupid dumb impractical species which easily went extinct as they suffer, cry and slowly die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:55:30 No.41420346 Report

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>>41420294
I would at least hope for something that isn't both aesthetically and conceptually retarded, which is what we got instead.

But mostly I just want Steel type Head Smash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:56:07 No.41420362 Report

Quoted By: >>41420394

>>41419430
I love him so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:57:01 No.41420377 Report

Quoted By: >>41420397

Where do you revive fossils anyways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:57:30 No.41420394 Report

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>>41420362
No you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 00:57:40 No.41420397 Report

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>>41420377
There's a lady standing out in the desert.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:05:39 No.41420636 Report

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:06:41 No.41420661 Report

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>>41420636
He looks like a chad and I feel intimidated by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:11:50 No.41420833 Report

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>>41420661
He Hustles

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:24:41 No.41421238 Report

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>>41420636
Why has it been decided Zolt has red cheek spots and Vish has a blue head stripe? They’re only those colors cause of the bodies they’re on. Zolt’s are probably yellow or something and Vish’s maybe brown or grey.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:25:16 No.41421252 Report

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>>41419430

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:25:57 No.41421282 Report

Quoted By: >>41421420

Someone post the gif of Arctozolt walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:28:25 No.41421374 Report

Quoted By: >>41421398

>>41419603
>can't breathe
Just like any fish pokemon
> exposed wound on it's ass
Not a wound

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:29:17 No.41421398 Report

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>>41421374
Yeah but other fish Pokemon have bodies that can swim

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:29:25 No.41421402 Report

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:30:01 No.41421420 Report

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>>41421282

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:30:25 No.41421433 Report

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>>41420189
No, I reckon the past stuff are most likely true for that segment of the animal (draco part being fast, etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:32:30 No.41421506 Report

Quoted By: >>41421573

>>41421420
Why do people think this is "bad"? He looks cute flopping his fins like that, like some adorable clown shoes/pajama pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:33:24 No.41421536 Report

Quoted By: >>41423208

>>41421420
I feel so fucking sorry for this poor bastard.
Euthanasia is the most humane option. That goes both for him and that cunt Cara Liss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:34:21 No.41421569 Report

Quoted By: >>41421611

>>41421398
What stops this lad from walking at the seafloor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:34:25 No.41421573 Report

Quoted By: >>41421718

>>41421506
It maybe, possibly, might have something to do with the hypothermia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:34:47 No.41421584 Report

Quoted By: >>41421626

>>41421420
my god
I didn't know he shivered ALL THE TIME!!
Fuck's sake Cara Liss, you wipe your ass with your archeology license?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:35:44 No.41421611 Report

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>>41421569
Buoyancy. What, did you think the only reason you can't walk on the seafloor is that you'd suffocate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:36:22 No.41421626 Report

Quoted By: >>41421717

>>41421584
>archeology license
Would explain why she is so shit at PALEONTOLOGY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:36:49 No.41421641 Report

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>>41419603
Pokedex is was and always will be the mad ramblings of an 11 year old kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:39:02 No.41421702 Report

Quoted By: >>41422833

>>41419430
I get that he has one caveat in his dex entry but seriously, why the fuck does everyone seem to be focusing on Dracovish as of late? All 3 of the others actually incorporate their suffering into the animations but Dracovish seems totally fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:39:28 No.41421717 Report

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>>41421626
You know what you cunt, You might actually be right!

Maybe she ain't a paleontologist at all, she's just someone who dug up a fossil and was like:
"Hey, those guys at other regions revive these things, maybe I should try"
"Uh? The fossil is incomplete? I'll just complete it myself with this other fossil I found."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:39:32 No.41421718 Report

Quoted By: >>41421758

>>41421573
I've seen Pokémon do shivering shit before because I'm not some underage twitter fiend though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:40:32 No.41421758 Report

Quoted By: >>41421914

>>41421718
Not him but Snorunt isn't the same thing, it evolves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:44:45 No.41421895 Report

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I hope GF makes the fossils into their proper pokemon, because I would be halla pissed if a plesiosaur, dunkleosteus, stegosaurus and velociraptor got wasted just for these poor abominations that you can only feel sorry for.
Cara Liss deserves the fucking rope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:45:21 No.41421914 Report

Quoted By: >>41421976 >>41422050

>>41421758
Yeah and you can opt not to, same with spoink, psyduck, natu and the like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:47:14 No.41421976 Report

Quoted By: >>41422050

>>41421914
oi, what about my boy Paras, which has its nutrients stolen and if it evolves, it just straight up goes into a coma

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:49:20 No.41422050 Report

Quoted By: >>41422348 >>41423499

>>41421914
>>41421976
People have joked around about those Pokemon, but the fossils get extra attention because their problems are caused by humans (and the player depending on how you interpret things) rather than just being a natural part of their existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 01:58:29 No.41422348 Report

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>>41422050
those fuckers probably can't wait to evolve

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:00:33 No.41422417 Report

Quoted By: >>41422450 >>41425483

https://twitter.com/_uwaaaaaaaaa/status/1197141189171937281

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:01:45 No.41422450 Report

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>>41422417
I think it can't breathe... or feel anything other than pain for that matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:14:44 No.41422833 Report

Quoted By: >>41424304

>>41421702
Because he's the most queer at first glance
>lower body with head on tail
Meanwhile Arctovish looks normal until you realise they had to just flip it's head upside down for the "lol we fucked up" bit, and Zolt you only notice with Arctozolt's dex and animations of being frozen. Dracozolt seems the most fine out of the 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:27:58 No.41423208 Report

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>>41421536
Porn of Cara Liss being gangbanged by the four fossils when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:30:40 No.41423278 Report

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I like the Pokedex entries

They're clearly made by people unwilling to admit they fucked up or are wrong. Just like real science today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:39:11 No.41423499 Report

Quoted By: >>41423911

>>41422050
How do pokemon evolve in the wild anyway?
Is the entire race just fighting constantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 02:52:19 No.41423911 Report

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>>41423499
I would assume so. That would explain why they are so eager to participate in Pokemon battles, they need to fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:07:08 No.41424304 Report

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>>41422833
But when you actually end up looking at the things
>Arctovish heaves a bit, might just be the idle but the thing moves far more awkwardly because of the head
>Dracozolt pants and heaves a lot after barely running a few meters, because the front's lungs can't support the back
>Arctozolt is self explanatory, the thing's whole existence is just fucked and it's extremely evident
Dracozolt is indeed the most fine overall, but animations wise Dracovish is the only one without any inherent problems.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:09:02 No.41424353 Report

Quoted By: >>41424516 >>41424573

>>41419430
Dracovish is for hugs and pets, you monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:15:43 No.41424516 Report

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>>41424353
Dracovish is my favorite Gen VII Bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:17:42 No.41424573 Report

Quoted By: >>41424784

>>41424353
>picture of only its face, with its body cut out of the shot
You're deluding yourself.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:25:38 No.41424784 Report

Quoted By: >>41424915

>>41424573
Being farther away doesn't make his smile any less nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:30:36 No.41424915 Report

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>>41424784
>every day of my life is painful, but as long as I'm with you I'll endure any pain and suffering because you make this life worth living, master!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:33:26 No.41424976 Report

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>>41419430
Dracovish is cute!

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:53:51 No.41425483 Report

Quoted By: >>41425505

>>41422417
Translation pls

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:54:54 No.41425505 Report

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>>41425483

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:55:57 No.41425528 Report

Quoted By: >>41425586 >>41425660

>>41425505

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:57:34 No.41425556 Report

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>>41420636
Mighty Morphin Megazolt!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:58:49 No.41425586 Report

Quoted By: >>41425604

>>41425528
This is porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 03:59:35 No.41425604 Report

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>>41425586
Be specific

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 04:03:02 No.41425660 Report

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>>41425528
Dracovish is fucking massive btw.

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