>>41447840Stones bow to the Smogdanoffs
in contact with ultra beasts
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control Kalos with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line that saved Galar
will bankroll the first cities in UltraSpace (Smogdangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer shinies will be Smogdanoff Babies
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Smogdabots inside you right now
The Smogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Dialga and Palkia, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent Kalossian in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Smogdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Smog bang to the end of the universe
The Smogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
