Domain changed to archive.palanq.win . Feb 14-25 still awaits import.
[7 / 2 / ?]

No.41450991 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>boot up sword
>excited to finally play a pokemon game based on the UK
>go to choose a starter
>says I need a pokemon license
>go get my pokemon license
>says I need a permit for the license
>go get the license permit
>"you need to register that license permit"
>register my license permit
>finally pick my starter
>get to the first city
>look at one of the screens advertising for the gym competition
>officer comes by and asks me if I payed my TV license
>tell him no
>he takes some of my money and leaves
>start walking to the pokemon center to heal my pokemon up before the gym
>hear a massive BONG
>everyone stops to count the bongs on Gigantamax George
>it's 4 bong
>nurse at the pokemon center is out for tea
>finally get my pokemon healed up
>head to the gym
>fight against a trainer in a turban
>he sends out koffing
>send out my quagsire
>tries to use self-destruct
>damp prevents it
>arrested for Islamophobia