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>find some Galar fossils
>get excited that life is worth living now
>a Galarian scientist says she can revived your fossils
>she's covered in mud
>but you're pretty sure some of the fossils don't go together
>the top half is far smaller than the bottom half
>well, whatever
>scientist's machine brings it back to life
>...something's wrong
>the halves are clearly mismatched
>the top half is a tiny yellow raptor
>the bottom half is a fat aquatic creature
>the pokemon is constantly shivering
>her cheeks and tongue are a pale blue discoloration
>her nose keeps dropping mucus
>she blinks several times before she looks at you
>"H-H-Hello. N-Nice t-to m-m-meet y-you, M-Mustard!"
>did she just call you Mustard instead of Master?
>her accent keeps painfully stuttering
>she tries to walk towards you, but her flipper legs don't work quite right
>you're not so certain the Galarian scientist is qualified to revive fossils anymore
>the pokemon's legs tremble
>after a few steps, she stops
>at this point, you can tell she is having trouble standing up at all
>her new expression is disconcerting
>her lips are contorted into a crooked frown
>she tries to open her eyes, but her shut eyelids don't seem to open at all
>her tiny head droops
>she must be in pain
>she's not the fossilmon you wanted, but your heart can't take this
>you approach her and hold her in your arms
>she looks you in the eyes
>kinda
>you now notice her smiling softly
>"T-Thank y-you, M-M-Mustard"
>she tries to nuzzle your chest, but shocks you a bit in the process
>wincing, you endure the electricity
>she doesn't seem to mind as long as you are close
>she really is very soft and cuddly
>you pat her head
>she may not be perfect, but you could get used to this