>>41472464Not 100% sure if you're joking or just ESL.
Still, all meat on the planet tastes like beef, chicken, pork, shellfish and other fish.
People apparently taste 100% like pork, which is why people meat is sometimes called "long pig".
That's, uh, food for thought; the next time you eat pork, just remember that if you're in an emergency and need to eat your cousin to survive, don't worry about the taste.
