>>41471867I fucking hate birds because they're noisy shitheads and waking up felt like jurassic park with "SCREEEEEEEE" every morning at 6am. But they're in cages, they're noisy but out of the way.
Dogs and goats are all over the fucking place looking for food, drooling everywhere, and stinking you up constantly.
I'll be honest I think every animal is pure garbage aside from cats (casual cuddly non-stressful bros) and chickens (eat bugs and give you free eggs). But dogs are one of the worst. They're always in the way, barking and drooling, and everyone is always like "oh other people's dogs stink but MY dogs don't stink haha". No, everyone's dogs smell like shit, and every time I touch a dog my hand feels disgusting until I wash it with soap. They are putrid animals. As far as I can tell, dog fans = redditors = MCU fans = lowest common denominator irredeemable unbelonging normalfag shitters.
Caturday was a thing in 2005 because we all knew other pets were shit and appreciated cats. Anyone who doesn't like cats is from the cancer era and doesn't belong here. I'm drunk at 6AM because I'm Australian so I may not be as coherent as I'd like but FUCK
