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DId you guys know there's a 20 minute limit for online matches? Just got done making my team, and was finally excited to get some enjoyment out of this piece of shit game since the ONLY fun there is to be had is online. So I queue up, and get matched against some Japanese guy. I have no idea whether this guy knew what he was doing or was just very pensive with every decision he made, but he got an early KO, and after that, every turn he made sure to run his clock out. Eventually, a dozen or so turns in, I'm at 3 pokemon and he's at 5, but I'm in a good spot because I got two dragon dances off with my Tyranitar, and I'm ready to sweep his team and win. Then I get a message about 60 seconds remaining, he runs the clock and after I KO his toxapex, I lose the match by decision. Are you telling me when they made this piece of shit game, a game with literally 0 (ZERO) enjoyable content outside of online matches (which is by and far the focus of this game), they programmed it such that anyone can just play defensively once they get a one pokemon advantage, run the clock, and just win? I'm done, the game's in the box, switch is in the basement, and I wash my hands of Gamefreak. The only saving grace is that my copy was bought used, but my Stockholm's syndrome is cured.