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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 11:50:24 No.41552220 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41552789 >>41552827 >>41552855 >>41552858 >>41552995 >>41553269 >>41554078 >>41555470 >>41562697 >>41563744 >>41566093 >>41566508 >>41570121 >>41571652

>Lucario wants to join your team 5 seconds after spotting you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:37:45 No.41552789 Report

Quoted By: >>41552963 >>41565321

>>41552220
Sure thing, but Lucario is for hug not for fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:38:51 No.41552795 Report

Quoted By: >>41553122 >>41562209

No thanks, I already have a Lucario because I caught a Riolu on route 22.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:41:11 No.41552827 Report

Quoted By: >>41552978

>>41552220
I don't trust it.

Why would it want to associate with me only having whatever incomplete knowledge it could have gathered in 5 seconds?

Fact is, it probably would be content with any loser that comes across its path.

Unless it has a pretty fucking good justification for why it wants to associate with me, it is discarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:43:24 No.41552855 Report

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>>41552220
No can do my team doesn't have space besides there's no space for its typing in my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:43:27 No.41552858 Report

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>>41552220
i only accept femcarios

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:51:59 No.41552963 Report

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>>41552789
>Tfw pokezoned by trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:52:42 No.41552978 Report

Quoted By: >>41553007 >>41553265 >>41553315

>>41552827
Aura sense probs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:53:53 No.41552995 Report

Quoted By: >>41553809

>>41552220
I don't trust it.

Why would it want to live and fight with me only having whatever incomplete knowledge it could have gathered in 5 seconds? Fact is, it probably would be content with any loser that comes across its path.

I demand an explanation of why it chose me and what its goals are if it even wants me to consider accepting. Otherwise it will be discarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 12:54:58 No.41553007 Report

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>>41552978
And how fucking good is that? Does it literally know everything about me just from being in my presence? I still want an explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:01:28 No.41553122 Report

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>>41552795
Same thing happened to me so after he joined I put them into the daycare to fuck and used both of them and their kid with different flavored movesets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:11:41 No.41553265 Report

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>>41552978
And how fucking good is that? Does it literally know everything about me just from being in my presence? I still want an explanation, for all I know it could be trying to kill be in my sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:11:59 No.41553269 Report

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>>41552220
Is it proud of its power? If so welcome aboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:15:09 No.41553315 Report

Quoted By: >>41553779

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:49:20 No.41553779 Report

Quoted By: >>41554049

>>41553315

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 13:51:05 No.41553809 Report

Quoted By: >>41554049

>>41552995
it can sense aura, maybe it had a keen sense you would be a good fit for him by reading yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 14:09:02 No.41554049 Report

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>>41553779
>>41553809
So from here it sounds like a Lucario sensing a trainer it likes and approaching wouldn't be unusual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 14:10:46 No.41554078 Report

Quoted By: >>41555172

>>41552220
Into the box you go!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 15:14:49 No.41555172 Report

Quoted By: >>41556673 >>41558794

>>41554078
No its into her box you go Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 15:15:37 No.41555193 Report

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I'll accept females with tight buttholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 15:29:24 No.41555452 Report

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Is it just me that'd like to take Lucario from behind, like the beast she is. Then, while in the act of coitus nibble and suck on her cute ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 15:30:24 No.41555470 Report

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>>41552220
Is lucario in shield only?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 16:28:45 No.41556673 Report

Quoted By: >>41560895 >>41561224

>>41555172
>Your Lucario gives 110% every battle so you'll notice her.
>Just thinking about her beloved trainer makes her knees weak and her loins hot.
>Long had she wandered, scanning humans with her aura sense.
>Then she found you.
>A 100% match.
>Something mythical to her kind.
>She would have you. She would know your love.
>Even if it takes a thousand victories for you to notice her, she would do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 17:58:39 No.41558794 Report

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>>41555172
>Muscular fighting-type cookie
Lord give me strength we're so close to the end of no-fap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 18:42:26 No.41559802 Report

Quoted By: >>41559834

I wanna give that lucario a rimjob

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 18:43:56 No.41559834 Report

Quoted By: >>41560629

>>41559802
Nah bro, you'll get Hepatitis A.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:18:49 No.41560629 Report

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>>41559834
Would be worth it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:29:52 No.41560895 Report

Quoted By: >>41561051

>>41556673
Time for a one way trip to the back the Box, or in a Pokeball at the bottom of a lake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:36:23 No.41561051 Report

Quoted By: >>41561194 >>41561224

>>41560895
>100% match
>literally your perfect mate
>nope, throw it away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:42:21 No.41561194 Report

Quoted By: >>41561251

>>41561051
I don't do crazy fangirls who will probably chop my dick off if I ever happen to say "no" to her. Best just to get rid this crazy auradog while there's still time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:43:45 No.41561224 Report

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>>41556673
>>41561051
>"Who cares what the human thinks or wants, the Pokémon's feelings are the only ones that matter!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 19:44:51 No.41561251 Report

Quoted By: >>41562079

>>41561194
I guess it's a matter of whether or not you trust her aura sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:19:24 No.41562079 Report

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>>41561251
>trust her aura sense
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUnL4ALDx84

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:25:44 No.41562209 Report

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>>41552795
what if your riolu gets cucked?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:48:03 No.41562697 Report

Quoted By: >>41562776

>>41552220
D-dem hips!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:51:51 No.41562776 Report

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>>41562697

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:52:57 No.41562802 Report

Quoted By: >>41563067 >>41563193

deny him
i dont add furrymons to my teams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 21:03:52 No.41563067 Report

Quoted By: >>41563850

>>41562802
Lucario isn't a furry, hes a pokemon. The fact you look a pokemon and see anthropomorphism says a lot about you Furfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 21:09:36 No.41563193 Report

Quoted By: >>41563850

>>41562802
what if he doesnt let you deny him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 21:36:12 No.41563744 Report

Quoted By:

>>41552220
Neat, free doggo.
There's got to be a catch, though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 21:40:40 No.41563850 Report

Quoted By: >>41565862

>>41563193
literally box him
and if he doesnt do that then ill put him up against a stronger pokemon and let him faint and toss him into a river
>>41563067
not gonna fall for your reverse psychology furfag
stop jacking off to animal features

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:05:36 No.41564398 Report

Quoted By: >>41564700

NO ANON NO DON'T RUB MY AURA SENSORS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:19:15 No.41564700 Report

Quoted By: >>41564781

>>41564398
How about headpats?
Are headpats ok?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:22:38 No.41564781 Report

Quoted By: >>41564961

>>41564700
>headpats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:30:29 No.41564961 Report

Quoted By: >>41564978

>>41564781
No headpats then, got it.
Damn, I was really counting on those.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:31:12 No.41564978 Report

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>>41564961
Too lewd for /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:44:02 No.41565321 Report

Quoted By: >>41565368

>>41552789
No, the spike on it's chest prohibits most hugs; those wide hips however are perfect for extended lovemaking sessions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 22:46:02 No.41565368 Report

Quoted By: >>41565814

>>41565321
You can always be a big spoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:03:16 No.41565814 Report

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>>41565368
Easy because doggos are so small.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:05:31 No.41565862 Report

Quoted By: >>41568552

>>41563850
>not gonna fall for your reverse psychology furfag
>stop jacking off to animal features
Its not reverse psychology. Luacrio isn't an animal, its not a Jackal, its a pokemon. Stop giving it human attributes furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:14:51 No.41566093 Report

Quoted By: >>41566250

>>41552220
Getting lucario on Y was more enjoyable than diamond. I love me some semi free handouts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:20:53 No.41566250 Report

Quoted By:

>>41566093
I liked hatching him and having to raise him better than being handed a mega evolving woofer with the damage output of a god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:31:48 No.41566508 Report

Quoted By: >>41566862

>>41552220
I just literally kissed those little feet on my screen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 23:47:57 No.41566862 Report

Quoted By: >>41568278

>>41566508
Like doggo paws, huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 00:45:40 No.41568261 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 00:46:28 No.41568278 Report

Quoted By: >>41568353 >>41568456

>>41566862
>Heavier
I mean, she IS a steel type

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 00:49:17 No.41568353 Report

Quoted By: >>41568730

>>41568278
>she
is cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 00:53:17 No.41568456 Report

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>>41568278
my headcanon that its only certain parts are metal as if its whole skeleton is metal it'd sink like a stone when swimming and imagine breaks, you'd have to do surgery and weld the damage or if your a Procter just pour superglue into the wound and ignore the pokemon's screams. Obviously the sternum would be metal to support the spike so if you tried CPR on a downed Riolu you'd end up breaking its sternum away from its ribs and pushing it into its chest cavity. Pokemon anatomy is.... problematic.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 00:58:15 No.41568552 Report

Quoted By: >>41568654 >>41568684

>>41565862
I refuse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:02:31 No.41568654 Report

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>>41568552
Then you admit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:04:03 No.41568684 Report

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>>41568552
>reading in a dimly lit room

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:05:51 No.41568730 Report

Quoted By: >>41569099

>>41568353

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:22:31 No.41569099 Report

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>>41568730
I wish I knew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:24:44 No.41569149 Report

Quoted By: >>41569201 >>41569204

I've never used a Lucario, and I don't plan on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:26:45 No.41569201 Report

Quoted By: >>41569365

>>41569149
Why not Anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:26:46 No.41569204 Report

Quoted By: >>41569365

>>41569149

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 01:32:55 No.41569365 Report

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>>41569201
Never really been a big fan of the mammalian Pokemon. I tend to prefer fossils and "objectmon".

>>41569204
Glad we're on the same page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 02:00:57 No.41570121 Report

Quoted By:

>>41552220
i want to have lucario's babies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 02:57:21 No.41571541 Report

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I just want to see a Lucario being petted like a normal dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2019 03:02:14 No.41571652 Report

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>>41552220
Can't you see I have a mono-Psychic team? I get your aura tricks are neat and all, but maybe some other incarnation, when I'm going mono-Steel.

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