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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:20:06 No.41562096 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41562128 >>41562147 >>41562197 >>41562245 >>41562258 >>41562261 >>41562518 >>41562523 >>41562549

I WANNA SHILL THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONES EVER LIED
TO CONVINCE THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRICK THEM IS MY PRIDE

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE FORUMS
DEFENDING GAMES FOR FREE
IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY WILL NOT BUY
I WILL BUY TWO COPIES

ITS YOU AND ME
I KNOW THAT YOULL BUY SW/SHI

POKÉMON

OH SINKING QUALITY TREND
SHITTY ENTRIES I WILL DEFEND

OH DEFENSE SO UNTRUE
OUR LAWYERS WILL PULL US THROUGH
YOU SHILL ME I DONT PAY YOU
POKEMOOOOOON

GOTTA [redacted]
GOTTAAA [redacted]

PO KE MON

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:21:06 No.41562121 Report

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Now this is content

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:21:42 No.41562128 Report

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>>41562096
Based but cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:21:51 No.41562133 Report

Quoted By: >>41562166 >>41562179 >>41562190 >>41562275 >>41562389

>this invested in a game's poor reception
>not getting paid for this position
Least the shills get paid kid. You're unironically doing work on the opposite side of the coin for free here.
Sasuga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:22:31 No.41562147 Report

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>>41562096
>[Redacted]
Thanks for making my day OP. You truly weren't a faggot this time. I hope these games are remembered for gens to come as the straw the broke the Camerupt's back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:22:59 No.41562155 Report

Quoted By: >>41562258

On a road, far from home,
you will always feel alone.
Your faves are gone, together you won't be.
And it costs $60!

We will be greedy,
We got gacha whales on standby!
We cut all of your bros
Our shitty game, you'll still buy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:23:28 No.41562166 Report

Quoted By: >>41562389

>>41562133

Capitalism, folks. Maybe someday you'll be able to sell your soul to a corporation, too, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:23:59 No.41562179 Report

Quoted By: >>41562389

>>41562133
Yeah, Shills get paid because they have no pride, honor, or dignity. I'd rather die than be that. This, on the other hand, is dignified, honorable, and filled to the brim with pride, and love for this once great franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:24:36 No.41562190 Report

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>>41562133
>He thinks shills are getting paid
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:24:45 No.41562197 Report

Quoted By: >>41562201

>>41562096
You're obsessed. You need a break from /vp/. Go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:25:08 No.41562201 Report

Quoted By: >>41562242

>>41562197
You're stupid, you need a break from TV

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:25:43 No.41562208 Report

Quoted By: >>41562239 >>41562243 >>41562258 >>41562350

so im supposed to hate the game because /v/ does?
even though the gym challenge system is the best gym system its ever been
even though all the gym leaders actually have backstory and are working themselves to become champion
even though the pokemon design is (imo) the best since gen 5
even though dynamaxing is miles better than zmoves and mega evolutions since every pokemon get the boost without having to focus on a single typing
even though the music is the most soulful since gen 2
even though the wild area and the ability to see all pokemon without having to trot through the grass in hopes that you get the pokemon you want
im supposed to hate it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:26:43 No.41562231 Report

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https://youtu.be/aa1RZTuXOWc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:27:03 No.41562239 Report

Quoted By: >>41562266

>>41562208
No, you're supposed to hate it because it's a selfish greedy half-assed cash grab, and you are a strong independent individual who should have at least some small shred of dignity and self respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:27:06 No.41562242 Report

Quoted By: >>41562350

>>41562201
Wow, you sure showed me kiddo. Go outside, /vp/ is a bad influence for someone your age. These shitposters aren't your friends, you don't fit in by doing this. I'm sure you get bullied at school but still... This isn't the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:27:15 No.41562243 Report

Quoted By: >>41562266

>>41562208

You are free to like whatever you want. Just don't belittle others for thinking it's dogshit, even if you disagree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:27:26 No.41562245 Report

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>>41562096
Heard cucumbers were on sale today and thought of you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:28:16 No.41562258 Report

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>>41562208
Cringe
>>41562096
>>41562155
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:28:20 No.41562261 Report

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>>41562096
B A S E D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:28:33 No.41562266 Report

Quoted By: >>41562350

>>41562239
Nice autism

>>41562243
Hypocrite and autistic, nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:28:50 No.41562275 Report

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>>41562133
The shills are literally doing it for free, and wish they could do it for a fee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:28:56 No.41562277 Report

Quoted By: >>41562297 >>41562337

What does reviewbombing user reviews prove again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:30:00 No.41562297 Report

Quoted By: >>41562337

>>41562277
They're too delusional and mentally ill to realize it just makes them look bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:31:29 No.41562337 Report

Quoted By: >>41562438 >>41562452

>>41562277
>>41562297
Only fake positive reviews have been scrubbed because the negative reviews are honest, detailed and thorough. Seethe. If you reply you’re mad. Hahaha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:32:01 No.41562350 Report

Quoted By: >>41562396 >>41562438

>>41562208
Also
>the gym system is shit
>gym leaders given 0 backstory
>designs are ok, but not Gen 5 tier by miles
>miles better than zmoves, but nothing compared to megas
>soulless music that doesn't even compare to the garbage music Gen 7 had, let alone Gen 2, 3, 4, or 5.
>shitty Let's Go overworld spawns and psuedo "!" Non-random encounters
Wow, I guess you have no dignity.
>>41562242
Oh, it's one of those, where we call grown ass men kids as an insult. Ok, I'll bite. Why don't you go cry to your mommy you smarmy pos? How's that?
>>41562266
Yes, because legitimate reasons are now autism. Great, thanks moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:33:40 No.41562389 Report

Quoted By: >>41562433

>>41562133
>>41562166
>>41562179
>not getting paid off by the Temtem devs
pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:34:01 No.41562396 Report

Quoted By: >>41562433

>>41562350
this is just sad
take the nostalgia goggles off and actually pay attention to the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:35:53 No.41562433 Report

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>>41562389
>not selling my soul
>pathetic
Than call me a pathetic worm, still makes me better than you.
>>41562396
Yes, because if I disagree with you I have nostalgia goggles on. Guess what, I love Hoenn, if I had nostalgia goggles on G-Zigzagoon would make me love it. Obviously you're the wrong one here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:36:15 No.41562438 Report

Quoted By: >>41562458 >>41562476 >>41562493 >>41562529

>>41562350
>>41562337
Delusional, angry children. Sad.
>legitimate
Whatever helps you sleep at night. You're obsessed. These are glorified toys, seek help.

>>41562350
To add, yes. Most of /vp/ is children and reddit. Your whole post proves as much. The OP proves as much. Only a child finds cringe on that level humorous

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:36:48 No.41562452 Report

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>>41562337
I don't intend to buy the games either but I'm not entirely convinced that the majority of the reviews are 'honest' in any sense given it was discussed in threads to deliberately not rate 0-1s to avoid getting scrubbed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:37:04 No.41562458 Report

Quoted By: >>41562478

>>41562438
Why did metacritic only remove positive reviews? lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:37:55 No.41562476 Report

Quoted By: >>41562564

>>41562438
>children
>is a grown ass man as stated
>delusional
Nice. How much drugs are you on right now anon?
And to add, no, they aren't, that's a /vp/ meme you ignorant mongoloid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:38:03 No.41562478 Report

Quoted By: >>41562489

>>41562458
because metacritic is ran by manchildren

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:38:36 No.41562489 Report

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>>41562478
You're a manchildren throwing a tantrum rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:38:58 No.41562493 Report

Quoted By: >>41562514 >>41562545 >>41562564

>>41562438
And fyi, I'm 24, hardly a child, you ignorant prick. Only morons have no sense of humor, like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:39:37 No.41562514 Report

Quoted By: >>41562519

>>41562493
>I'm 24
consider never posting again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:39:54 No.41562517 Report

Quoted By: >>41562569

so
let me get this straight
instead of everything new they added
you would rather have the same pokemon game released every year with the same gym structure and the same story where a 10 year old saves the world because adults dont do anything and the same elite 4 and champion battles and the same pokemon finding system?
why not hust okay the old games over and over again every year instead of complaining
>b-but muh tree textures!
>b-but muh super long gamecube animations
good to know that /vp/ has an even shittier taste than /vr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:39:54 No.41562518 Report

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>>41562096
>he has a different opinion than me...it can't be because he actually likes the games from his favourite franchise...he must be a shill!!
Why can't dextrannies accept that the wild area/lively overworld is literally peak pokemon kino that hasn't been seen since Emerald?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:40:04 No.41562519 Report

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>>41562514
Right back at ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:40:05 No.41562523 Report

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>>41562096
bruh you coulda done better atleast. baka this was not very good. Imma give it a light 3 outta 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:40:22 No.41562529 Report

Quoted By: >>41562551

>>41562438
Seething shill replied. Seething shill is mad. Hahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:01 No.41562545 Report

Quoted By: >>41562577

>>41562493
>ok zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:09 No.41562549 Report

Quoted By:

>>41562096
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:14 No.41562551 Report

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>>41562529
I know, I quite literally can't stop laughing. I need a beer and a bucket of popcorn for this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:22 No.41562554 Report

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>seething shills swarming the thread crying and kicking
Based original post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:44 No.41562564 Report

Quoted By:

>>41562476
>>41562493
>I'm an adult
>I'm 24
Why even lie? I know you're a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:41:56 No.41562569 Report

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>>41562517
The game's still the same.
>you're still a 1X year old tackling the league
>you're still dealing with incompetent goons of some gang of troublemakers
>you're still saving the world from an almighty legendary because some extremist did a big oopsie fucko

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 20:42:17 No.41562577 Report

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>>41562545
>ok kiddo
You know ya gotta be 18 or older to be here, right?

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