>>41571840>quixotic victreebelMy videos start off with "I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!!!!!"
my video thumbnails show me mouth agape and a pokemon blacked out and a white question mark in its blacked out center.
my intro is a very inspiring song with a well done logo and your run of the mill "cartoonified" character on the bottom right of the screen that never goes away.
I shill my give-away at the begining of the video.
i proceed to beging talking when all of a sudden the viewer realizes i cleverly tricked him into my sponsorship shill.
"NORD VPN! BROWSE IN PRIVATE! EVERYONE BROWSES IN PRIVATE! IT TOTALLY WORKS AND TOTALLY KEEPS YOU PRIVATE!"
Today i actually get them twice with a second Sponsorship Shill.
"WITH CORSAIR RGB !!!! UEHAHEUAH"
when we finally get to the video its 30 seconds of me shiny hunting where i k.o.
AN AD! AN AD PLAYS DUNUNUH DUNUNUH DUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH
ITS SPOTIFY
THANK YOU SPOTIFY FOR REMINDING ME LIKE YOU DO EVERY DAY.
a shiny zubat. and 30 seconds of me overreacting. i staged the whole thing and threw in a shameless GAMERFUEL plug by drinking it and breifly mentioning it.
video ends with me shilling my cringe T-shirts and my give-away.
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE
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as i bob both of my fists with pointed fingers facing down, up and down, wagging my head left and right as i do it with a massive hollow grin mouth agape once again
>video was 10 minutes>1 minute of content in the centerim wildly succesful as a youtuber and really opinionated. my followers just agree with everything i say.
they're soulless consumers that watch my ads every day and agree with EVERY WORD i say
