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Quoted By: >>41614345 >>41615206
>*bzzzt*
>"Sordward, he joined the raid."
>"Continue the dump."
>"He rage quit."
>"Temporary bottom, reversal."
>"He not joining."
>"Pump the catch rate, paint a tauros flag."
>"He FOMO'd in."
>"Crash his game, load the European server catch rates."
>"He's back on."
>"Make him think it's the bottom, drop off the volume."
>"He joined another raid."
>"Dump it again."
>"He watt'd"
>"Push it sideways."
>"He's doing research on the drop rates."
>"Lower the drop rates by 100%, then pump it."
>"He's awake."
>"Raise the catch rates."
>"He joined a raid."
>"Sideways until he sleeps, then crash the rates with exact same European catch rates."
>"Get Verlisify on the line."
>*ring ring*
>"Master?"
>"Raise the catch rates for two hours, then wake him up."
>"Okay."
>"He's awake."
>"Load the SwSh Raid thread."
>"He FOMO'd into the raid thread."
>"Crash it."
>"He's trying to kill himself."
>"Reload save state."
>"Now raise the catch rate by 200%"
>"He thinks it's going up"
>"It is, let him in."
>"He's in."
>"Pump it."
>"He thinks he's about to catch it."
>"Kill him."
>"Transfer everything, then find another."
>"Sordward, he joined the raid."
>"Continue the dump."
>"He rage quit."
>"Temporary bottom, reversal."
>"He not joining."
>"Pump the catch rate, paint a tauros flag."
>"He FOMO'd in."
>"Crash his game, load the European server catch rates."
>"He's back on."
>"Make him think it's the bottom, drop off the volume."
>"He joined another raid."
>"Dump it again."
>"He watt'd"
>"Push it sideways."
>"He's doing research on the drop rates."
>"Lower the drop rates by 100%, then pump it."
>"He's awake."
>"Raise the catch rates."
>"He joined a raid."
>"Sideways until he sleeps, then crash the rates with exact same European catch rates."
>"Get Verlisify on the line."
>*ring ring*
>"Master?"
>"Raise the catch rates for two hours, then wake him up."
>"Okay."
>"He's awake."
>"Load the SwSh Raid thread."
>"He FOMO'd into the raid thread."
>"Crash it."
>"He's trying to kill himself."
>"Reload save state."
>"Now raise the catch rate by 200%"
>"He thinks it's going up"
>"It is, let him in."
>"He's in."
>"Pump it."
>"He thinks he's about to catch it."
>"Kill him."
>"Transfer everything, then find another."
