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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:12:24 No.41620945 View View Reply Original Report

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He is charged with creating the next Nintendo console. What happens?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:13:46 No.41620969 Report

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>we removed the x and y buttons to focus on better QOL features and hardware

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:14:12 No.41620976 Report

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>>41620945
the Nintendo shill

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:14:51 No.41620986 Report

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>>41620945
It's a phone shaped like Rotom.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:18:31 No.41621061 Report

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It's just a phone. Also the battery only lasts for like 2 hours because people don't have time for games nowadays. It's still more expensive than the Switch.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:21:51 No.41621117 Report

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>>41620945
It's half a mobile phone

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:42:26 No.41621466 Report

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It'd go p well since Nintendo would be on his ass every step of the way. Just because he's creating a console does not mean Nintendo will approve of literal shit. Every 15 or so minutes someone will come up to him and ask if it'll be enjoyable playing on it.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 05:02:19 No.41621820 Report

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phone shaped. but the screen only uses a third of the possible colors and less buttons. color will be charizard orange with green and beige highlights

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 05:03:28 No.41621846 Report

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Literally just get a gameboy with a switch quality screen

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:23:21 No.41623402 Report

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He will innovate the gaming landscape by creating the very first console that runs on gasoline, analog sticks will be removed and replaced with touch pads to make it more like a phone, it is mandatory that every game released for the console has a 60% chance to brick it and it will cost $450.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:26:59 No.41623467 Report

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"The [insert console name here] Project has started!"

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:28:59 No.41623499 Report

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Making a consoru isu bery hado. Instead i habu made a new 2ds remakeu.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:29:04 No.41623502 Report

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>Gaijin. Geimu make very hard but we try
>We heard you like switch so we gave u two. We carr it, Switch 2!
>We removed the touch screen. Geimu make very hard
>We removed online. Too hard
>We added chest feature to store jpeg collectible waifu. Every game you buy for $60 give u 1 lootbox to get one.
>Hahaha that'll be $600 +tip

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:35:21 No.41623614 Report

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It's just a shitty generic android phone that comes pre-installed with a charizard themed ROM, Pokemon GO and a live centipede.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:44:20 No.41623763 Report

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It's just a smart phone.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 07:01:41 No.41624008 Report

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Presenting Nintendo Ultra Switch 2! Upon pre-order you will receive the exclusive game Town! Please note due to the requirements of the game, if you play any other game beside it, it may possibly damage your device.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 07:12:56 No.41624163 Report

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It's a phone that weighs 4kg and uses one of those slide-out keyboard designs. The keyboard retains only half of the standard QWERTY keys in order to properly embellish the remaining letters and numbers.
Requires users to link their bank account information prior to initial usage as all saves require a microtransaction.
Booting up the console can kill anyone with a pacemaker that's within a 5m radius.
The console has a hub screen occupied by a character that can be fully customized via a massive array of baseline apparel options alongside an online, community-driven workshop database filled with user-made outfit and accessory options.
Nearby home appliances may malfunction without warning during use.

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