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>7 million copies >Fastest selling switch game >Beat out BOTW and Odyssey >Even though it is unarguably the most slapdash, low effort, cut-happy mainline Pokemon game ever excreted >Sixty fucking dollars >And yet people defend it No memeing, this is why we can't have nice fucking things. I finally understand sammysonickid's sentiment, though obviously not his rationale. You fuckin' bunch of girls have given GF carte blanch to do whatever the hell they want, and It will only get worse from here on out. Oh god help me, it will get worse. They will run roughshod all over the gameplay. The story will only get lamer and more intrusive. You will ALL lose your favorite Pokemon. They will make graveyards of your PC boxes. Don't get used to dynamaxxx, as they will take it away as well. The animations will never be high quality. The games will become so easy, they'll resemble David Cage games. They will essentially be shitty movies where you occasionally press a button. Don't laugh, as this is the future you chose. The most sickening part is that you will all defend them, so long as they keep adding more bug-eyed animay women and some paltry curry cooking. Tajiri is dead. Tajiri remains dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was most fun and immersive of all that videogames have yet owned has bled to death under our fanboyism: who will wipe this blood off us? What water types are there for us to clean ourselves? What festival plazas of atonement, what sacred game corners shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?>The answer will always be fangames
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>>41636939 kek dextrannies on suicide watch
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Well I had fun, therefore there is no reason to change the games.
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Why wouldn’t I buy a game that looks like fun? It was fun, and I’m still playing it and still having fun.
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>muh six gorrillion Anon, the true test is sales of future titles.
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>>41637065 What an ironic insult from someone who sucks dick.
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>>41637130 Curry, I'm assuming. I wouldn't know, I didn't buy it.
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If they games are selling so well why are they pursuing legal action for damages they claim the leaks caused?
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>>41637130 I’m assuming it’s because you have no self-control
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>Sales = Quality Michael Bay's Transformers movies are some of the highest grossing films of all times. Does that mean they're good?
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>>41639113 Did you read past the 1st sentence? He's not saying they're because of sales, he's saying that because the games continue to sell, you can expect the quality to decline.
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>>41639056 I didn't even know that. Fuck, they were absolutely determined to not show this game off. Clearly they were ashamed of it, or at the very least wanted to smeckledorf idiots into buying it. They really are bethesda now.
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>>41639113 Yes? They're amazing mindless entertainment.
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>>41636939 >Even though it is unarguably the most slapdash, low effort, cut-happy mainline Pokemon game ever excreted That would be DPP-
Oh wait. I forgot which board i'm on.
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>imagine being this mad. So what if it's rushed? People will play it, people will enjoy it. Do they need a reason? You claim that GF is lazy when you know how to fix the cut pokemon, but don't want to do the work yourselves. That's pretty fucking hypocritical. Criticism can help if it is constructive, but remember, anyone can be a critic, it's a easy job. Making something is a different story.
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41639252>if you can't make it you shouldn't criticise it BASED, I didn't make myself. I don't have to change, I'm fucking perfect. You didn't make me, you can't criticise me!
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>>41639252 >Why should you be upset this $60 game needs modders to make it decent. Just put the work in. I want to buy a video game, not an unpaid coding job
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>>41636939 >WAAAAAH I HATE THE FREE MARKET WAAAAAH Seethe harder.
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>>41639301 >being this mad, forgetting to greentext. Did I say that, faggot?
Criticism is also useful to help one improve things, but your forgetting how fucking easy it is to be a critic and have no idea on what your talking about.
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>>41639335 Then don’t buy it and stop whining about a game you hate. Go talk about games you enjoy instead, you’ll be happier.
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>>41639226 DP has dungeons and content, something ShSw lacks
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>3 versions of the same game sell more than a single game WOW
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>>41639252 You're saying I should mod the game myself? You're saying I should pay $60 to work on something? Can't criticize unless I can do it?
You better be ten years old, because that was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
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>>41637130 I didn't and won't until they fix their shit. I hope all of you can find some measure of self-control too.
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>>41639371 this isn't capitalism, capitalism rewards people for innovation, post capitalism is all about brand names and designer shit, dumbass
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>>41639572 You could pirate it, I mean, haven't you faggots already been doing that?
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>>41639394 >Don't be critical! I can't take it! Be happy and content with the shit you've been served! Never want for better! Let's all be friends! Confirmed, you are ten years old.
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>>41639612 I just might. Won't even play it, just want to spite GF and her bootlickers.
Thanks, anon!
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>>41636939 Pokemon is the new Sonic fanbase
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>>41639671 Hey no problem. Glad I could help!
Piracy ain't my thing, I'm more on the side that supports developers, but that ain't stopping anybody else, just have fun.
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>>41639678 You wish.
Even with the redesigned sonic, the only thing saving that movie is Jim Carrey's robotnik.
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>>41639510 But SS has the wild area. Does DiaPer have that?
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>>41639823 At least i can watch the train wreak that is sonic pokemon is just sad
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>>41639644 You weren’t served it, you didn’t buy it because you’re a responsible adult.
Why waste your time whining about games you hate?
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>>41639949 You'll understand when you're older.
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>>41639252 >you have to be a chef to know when food tastes like shit just shut the fuck up, apologist drone.
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>>41636939 It is the most profitable media franchise of all time. It has probably made a trillion dollars in its life time by now.
It would be naive to think the game wouldn't sell well, no matter what they do with the franchise.
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>>41639836 The wild area is just a less interesting, more ugly Hyrule field from OOT. Big fucking whoop.
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>>41640082 Sadly this is true but you would at least hope that some handfull of people would walk away because they dont like waht they see
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>>41640082 do t-shirts and plushes really make that much money?
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>>41637091 this. records show pokemon only sold around 250,000.
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>>41637091 >>41640192 IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MCMAHNON!
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>>41640192 What i dont like sw/sh but theres no way it sold that little
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>>41640094 >maybe if I downplay half the game, I will sound smart Anonymous
>>41640305 More like
>Maybe if I point out its objective failings, these fools will see reason. Anonymous
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>>41640191 You have no fucking idea
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>>41639371 >Free Market >Reviews are paid off, executives constantly lie about the product, and they use copy right laws (which are anti-free market) to shut down evidence of the games being shit. Anonymous
>>41639510 Yet SwSh still look more fun than any Sinnoh game was
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>>41640972 >Lying on the internet Anonymous
>>41640779 The wild area is near peak Pokemon. I'm sorry it filtered you out.
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>>41641103 >Hey, I've got a great idea, Masuda! You know how people like BOTW? Lets make an anemic bastardization of it's open world in the next pokemon! There won't be anything fun to do, ar anything of any substance save grind for shinies, but it'll fool those motherfuckers into thinking we put any effort into this game! >I love it, nameless GF employee! One and done! Anonymous
>>41639678 >Pokemon is the new Fallout fanbase FTFY. Falloutfags have essentially been expected to fix Bethesda’s shitty games for years and have gotten away with it too. You even see people defending fucking Fallout 76.
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>>41637130 Because everyone else is buying it.
See raid and wifi general.
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>>41641307 >wastelanders that's a shill
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>>41641289 >raids don't exist >creature diversity doesn't exist Just because you never learned how to play in the sandbox as a child, doesn't mean there nothing to do in it.
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>>41639678 Pokemon is infinitely worse off than Sonic since that new movie got pushed and fixed because of fans
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>>41639949 why waste time replying to anons about a game? you'll only be happier if you decide to keep playing it instead of talking about your interests