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>7 million copies
>Fastest selling switch game
>Beat out BOTW and Odyssey
>Even though it is unarguably the most slapdash, low effort, cut-happy mainline Pokemon game ever excreted
>Sixty fucking dollars
>And yet people defend it

No memeing, this is why we can't have nice fucking things. I finally understand sammysonickid's sentiment, though obviously not his rationale. You fuckin' bunch of girls have given GF carte blanch to do whatever the hell they want, and It will only get worse from here on out. Oh god help me, it will get worse.
They will run roughshod all over the gameplay. The story will only get lamer and more intrusive. You will ALL lose your favorite Pokemon. They will make graveyards of your PC boxes. Don't get used to dynamaxxx, as they will take it away as well. The animations will never be high quality. The games will become so easy, they'll resemble David Cage games. They will essentially be shitty movies where you occasionally press a button. Don't laugh, as this is the future you chose.

The most sickening part is that you will all defend them, so long as they keep adding more bug-eyed animay women and some paltry curry cooking.

Tajiri is dead. Tajiri remains dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was most fun and immersive of all that videogames have yet owned has bled to death under our fanboyism: who will wipe this blood off us? What water types are there for us to clean ourselves? What festival plazas of atonement, what sacred game corners shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

>The answer will always be fangames