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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:28:35 No.41668010 View View Reply Original Report

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has more weaknesses than sword but is supposed to be defense incarnate. nice joke gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:29:19 No.41668020 Report

Quoted By: >>41668036 >>41674973

>>41668010
Say it with me:
SUN LEGENDARY
____ __ ____!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:29:21 No.41668021 Report

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>>41668010
zamazenta deserved better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:30:12 No.41668036 Report

Quoted By: >>41668052

>>41668020
WEAK TO ANAL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:30:37 No.41668043 Report

Quoted By: >>41673092

>>41668010
if zamazenta was fairy/steel and zacian fight/steel, things would be balanced
thanks gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:30:53 No.41668047 Report

Quoted By: >>41668165 >>41669239 >>41673079

Did some fuckup reverse their types? What part of giant ass sword says fairy? That says fighting to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:31:03 No.41668052 Report

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>>41668036
lol weak to fairies indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:32:13 No.41668074 Report

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>>41668010
>dies to her older sis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:33:52 No.41668096 Report

Quoted By: >>41668296

>>41668010
>No body press.
>No bulk up.
>No kings shield.
This game is as incomplete as Kyurem is from the last 3rd of the game to Intelleon's movepool, don't forget it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:34:35 No.41668115 Report

Quoted By: >>41668143

>>41668010
>Stolen by Noah while Zacian wasnt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:35:16 No.41668129 Report

Quoted By: >>41668581

>>41668010
>Inferior typing
>Defense/SpDef don't get as big a boost as Zacian's Attack
>Doesn't get King's Shield
>Doesn't get Body Press
>Close Combat circumvents its defenses
Someone working on the games hated this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:35:52 No.41668143 Report

Quoted By: >>41668242

>>41668115
Nope he stole a spare Zacian from me as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:36:52 No.41668165 Report

Quoted By: >>41669559 >>41671109 >>41673041

>>41668047
Probably because of Excalibur being a magic holy sword. There's no "light" type in Pokemon but fairy is the closest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:37:19 No.41668176 Report

Quoted By: >>41668311

>>41668010
>tfw got one-shotted by that jobber's Zacian
Well, Shield has Melony in it, so it's fair it's legendary is shite to make up for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:40:12 No.41668230 Report

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>>41668010
>zacian
>mega fug tier levels of broken
>great offensive typing with a free +1
>great movepool as well

>zamazenta
>only gets a +1 defence boost when it comes in
>doesn't even get a special defence boost
>trash movepool, doesn't even get body press
>has to lower its defences just to use fighting STAB
>steel/fighting isn't even particularly good defensive typing
Yep I'm thinking zamazenta is trash.

Noah

Noah Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:40:38 No.41668242 Report

Quoted By: >>41668308

>>41668143
OMG IS THAT YOU FROM THE PKHEX EDIT THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:43:04 No.41668296 Report

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>>41668096
>No body press.
This is the most heinous disgrace. When we found out about how body press works off the defense stat instead of the attack stat, it was assumed that surely this would be the signature move of Zamazenta!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:43:39 No.41668308 Report

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>>41668242
Yup but thankfully I have a perfect IV Zacian in a Lure ball and the Hexer made it my OT and hidden number so its mine as far as the game knows. Glad I had a spare lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:43:42 No.41668311 Report

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>>41668176
>Well, Shield has a fat roastie with an autistic son, so it's fair it's legendary is also shite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:50:53 No.41668408 Report

Quoted By: >>41668470 >>41668517

>>41668010
It's only natural that it's weaker than its elder sister :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:54:50 No.41668470 Report

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>>41668408
pick a type thats both weak to fairy and less weaknesses than fairy. oh wait fairy's just a busted type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:56:27 No.41668492 Report

Quoted By: >>41668538

>>41668010
>more weaknesses
>cucked out of moves like Body Press and King's Shield
>lost speed on crowned form so his base form is better
>meanwhile his elder sister got better defensive type, Play rough and Scared Sword, gain more speed on crowned form
>also his elder sister got to be called 'Fairy King' while he got 'Fighting Master' like a cuck
Is GF asking us to pick the superior version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:58:10 No.41668517 Report

Quoted By: >>41668587 >>41668746 >>41671882

>>41668408
>fenales being stronger than males
>natural
Spoken like a true domesticated tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:59:26 No.41668538 Report

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>>41668492
The only reason Zacian has fairy king is because le ebin king arthur reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:02:23 No.41668581 Report

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>>41668129
They didn't even give it Superpower so it had an option to retain some special bulk with a stronger fighting Stab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:02:48 No.41668587 Report

Quoted By: >>41668665 >>41671818

>>41668517
In nature, females are many times stronger and bigger than males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:05:35 No.41668640 Report

Quoted By: >>41668735

Bara Zamazenta is my weakness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:07:15 No.41668665 Report

Quoted By: >>41669522

>>41668587
in nature bbws dont exist. any species with smaller males could obviously be crushed by those where the males are larger. only thing that doesnt apply to is some reptiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:07:34 No.41668673 Report

Quoted By: >>41668811

>replace defense-boosting ability with renamed Contrary instead
Does that fix him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:08:33 No.41668686 Report

Quoted By: >>41668903 >>41671887

Would it really have been that bad if they were both fairy/steel? It seems like they were desperate to make them have different typings to the point that they fucked over Zamazenta with a typing that doesn't fit and makes it much weaker.

I don't like the idea of switching their typings either. Fairy/Steel still fits Zacian better than Fairy/Fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:09:26 No.41668700 Report

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Does Zama even deserve Uber status?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:11:36 No.41668729 Report

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>>41668010
Seriously, it's not even funny how hard Zacian bodies my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:12:08 No.41668735 Report

Quoted By: >>41669027

>>41668640

Like this one? >>41637489

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:12:43 No.41668746 Report

Quoted By: >>41671150

>>41668517
>fenales being stronger than males
>natural
Off the top of my head, spiders and spotted hyenas have larger and stronger females than males. Spotted hyenas even have the females always in charge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:14:45 No.41668773 Report

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Say what you will about Zama, however after some time playing catch with it, it’s easily my fav doggo companion in game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:15:31 No.41668785 Report

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>>41668010
FUCK THIS JOBBER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:17:15 No.41668811 Report

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>>41668673
Just switch its typing with Zacian and give it King's Shield + Body Press

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:22:19 No.41668903 Report

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>>41668686
What might have worked would be having their normal forms both be part fighting, which gets swapped for part steel in the crown form. So, for example, Zacian would go from Fairy/Fighting to Fairy/Steel.

The only problem there is that Zamazenta would need a fitting primary type. Maybe Psychic/Fighting to Psychic/Steel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:29:32 No.41669027 Report

Quoted By: >>41669379

>>41668735
Y-Yes. Back when they were both thought to be male, I preferred the Sub Zacian and Dom Zamazenta headcanon. I want to make Dom Zamazenta my Sub tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:40:38 No.41669200 Report

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>>41668010
Unironically would have been better off as pure Steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:42:42 No.41669239 Report

Quoted By: >>41669296

>>41668047
>That says fighting to me.
Considering Sacred Sword, there is some validity to that thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:46:14 No.41669296 Report

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>>41669239
Yeah, Zacian gets way better Fighting moves overall. If they wanted to push the Excalibur angle, make Behemoth Blade an extra powerful physical fairy move instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:49:56 No.41669365 Report

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>>41668010
Should've been steel / ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:51:06 No.41669379 Report

Quoted By: >>41669526

>>41669027
Same here, there were a lot of hot pics for the duo.
Well, now that we know Cian is Fairy type and Zenta is fighting, a role reversal scene between them could be pretty hot. Zacian feels tired of always bottoming for his Zamazenta, so he decides to overpower him and top him that night. And Zenta ends up liking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:59:35 No.41669522 Report

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>>41668665
>any species with smaller males could obviously be crushed by those where the males are larger.

Most raptors and Owls the females are larger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 06:59:48 No.41669526 Report

Quoted By: >>41669618

>>41669379
I don’t know why but that sounds really adorable. A ship dynamic where Zenta is the dominant, manlier one and clearly calls the shots and Cian is the more colorful, submissive one, but Zenta still is bottom heavy. Also they can have gay make out sessions with Cian’s sword hilt passed between each others’ mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:02:03 No.41669559 Report

Quoted By: >>41669857 >>41669915

>>41668165
fairy should've been light, pokemon should just copy magic the gathering properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:06:23 No.41669618 Report

Quoted By: >>41669730

>>41669526
Zamazenta could be the more muscular one while Cian is more of a think, I love muscle subs. Cian could also love to tease Zenta with his 'sword' at every opportunity he gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:14:25 No.41669730 Report

Quoted By: >>41669811

>>41669618
Or better yet, Zenta teases Cian constantly by headlocking him in his big biceps and bumping Cian with his beefy ass every chance available, until Cian humps him out of anger, just how Zenta plans.Post-sex Zenta can then smooch Cian and joke about how cute Cian looks when he’s angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:20:33 No.41669811 Report

Quoted By: >>41670124

>>41669730
Zenta would continue to tease Cian mid-sex to make him go faster and harder on his ass, joking about how he can't feel anything and pretending to snore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:23:56 No.41669857 Report

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>>41669559
Fairy is a much better typing than "light". It's whimsical, mischievous and mysterious. I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:28:42 No.41669915 Report

Quoted By: >>41671897

>>41669559
Light would have been boring. Fairy covers a better spectrum of concepts while also being able to include general bright and good magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:45:11 No.41670124 Report

Quoted By: >>41670282

>>41669811
On days when Cian would be too ‘difficult’ for sex, Zenta would probably pin him on the ground and start grinding his rear over Cian’s crotch until the latter is too aroused to resist. He’d also tease Cian, describing in fine detail how much he loves Zenta’s cheeks and flustered Cian has no argument against Zenta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 07:57:03 No.41670282 Report

Quoted By: >>41670474

>>41670124
Dominant Bottom Zenta sounds fucking hot, I bet he'd love to power bottom the fuck out of Cian, milking his cock dry every session

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:08:11 No.41670425 Report

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>>41668010
>shield legendary
>weak to sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:11:57 No.41670474 Report

Quoted By: >>41670520

>>41670282
Now I want to actually write something like this out. But I’m an RP fag so I’d need somebody else to do it with me, rip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:15:27 No.41670520 Report

Quoted By: >>41670530

>>41670474
I'd love to help but I'm not good with details in roleplay, and I can't really play dominant characters. Still wish you good luck in your search, this was pretty fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:16:29 No.41670530 Report

Quoted By: >>41670557

>>41670520
Y-you too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:19:02 No.41670553 Report

Quoted By: >>41670583

>>41668010
>Doesn't have 170 defense and 170 sp def with fixated stats
>Less speed with rusted shield equipped to compensate massive defense boost
>Has 85 special attack despite literally not needing it, so get rid of it to boost defenses
Being a shield fag is suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:19:31 No.41670557 Report

Quoted By: >>41670862

>>41670530
If you have a Discord you should join the server that was posted in the thread I linked you to with the pic of Barazenta earlier. There's quite a lot of people there and I'm sure at least someone is into roleplay as well. It doesn't hurt to try, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:20:45 No.41670573 Report

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>>41668010
Zacian is the older of the two so it explains said advantage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:21:30 No.41670583 Report

Quoted By: >>41670810

>>41670553
It would have probably been better off if it absolutely dumped speed in order to have crazy high defenses. 85 special also isn't doing it any favors since they gave it a fuckton of special attacks for no real reason, though if anything it might be better off with more capability to pick one or the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:42:05 No.41670810 Report

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>>41670583
It's just another thing to add to the pile of gamefreak not really playing their own game.
Imagine thinking +1 Def is as good as +1 Atk
Let alone everything else wrong with zamazenta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:46:46 No.41670862 Report

Quoted By: >>41670885

>>41670557
Maybe, it sounds interesting. I just hope I’m not let down again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 08:49:03 No.41670885 Report

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>>41670862
Even if you can't find a rp partner, you can still have a good time there. We all like to share bara pictures of our favorite Pokemon, and I've seen a few talk about fantasies they have as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:06:56 No.41671100 Report

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>>41668010
It's because the defense of these games has too many holes and is very weak. Your welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:07:16 No.41671109 Report

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>>41668165
Excalibur has Fae inscriptions upon and was made by Fairies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:09:43 No.41671150 Report

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>>41668746
They also have pseudo dicks that dwarf the males

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:10:40 No.41671171 Report

Quoted By: >>41671247 >>41671860

I can't believe two people just hooked up for RP and no one commented on it the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:15:29 No.41671247 Report

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>>41671171
Don't talk to the furries and they may leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:55:04 No.41671818 Report

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>>41668587
Depends on the species. Most invertebrates, fish, amphibians, and reptiles have larger females, but in mammals (including wolves) it's usually the male that's larger. Birds are generally the same size regardless of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 09:58:57 No.41671860 Report

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>>41671171
I'm happy for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 10:00:50 No.41671882 Report

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>>41668517
Shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 10:01:10 No.41671887 Report

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>>41668686
Zacian - Fairy/Fighting. Ability gives it STAB on Steel moves plus a higher critical hit ratio (basically Steel Worker plus Super Luck).

Zamazenta - Fairy/Steel. Ability reduces damage from super effective moves by 1/4, and blocks the secondary effects of moves (basically Solid Rock plus Shield Dust).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 10:01:52 No.41671897 Report

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>>41669915
>bright and good magic
Not what I think of all when I picture fae. Fairies are dark, wild/chaos and nature magic. Not holy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 10:24:28 No.41672176 Report

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HP 92 - 150 (+58)
Attack 130
Defense 145 - 150 (+5)
Sp. Atk 80 - 40 (-40)
Sp. Def 145 - 150 (+5)
Speed 128 - 100 (-28)

Ability now gives +1 to both defenses AND prevents crits

Learns Body Press, King's Shield, Spiky Shield, Baneful Bunker, etc

Potential moveset:
Body Press
Iron Head/signature
Metal Burst
King's Shield

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 11:10:47 No.41672761 Report

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Zamzazenta's normal form looks liked a skinned wolf, showing the red muscle and sinews.

https://images.glaciermedia.ca/polopoly_fs/1.2125171.1449159304!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_804/wolf.jpg

GameFreak REALLY shit on that doggo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 11:33:28 No.41673041 Report

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>>41668165
Except that pokémon isn't fairy because of the sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 11:36:27 No.41673075 Report

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They should have been both Fairy, but Game Freak do like cucking one version over the other, Shieldcucks got it this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 11:36:48 No.41673079 Report

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>>41668047
It's based on the Arturian legend where the Lady of the Lake, a fairy, gives the sacred sword to Artur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 11:37:39 No.41673092 Report

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>>41668043
It also would have made way more sense. Whoever was in charge of the typings this generation was on crack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 14:16:47 No.41674973 Report

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>>41668020
WEAK TO FIRE

I actually Solgaleo a bit

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