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ITT: We come up with Pokedex entries for culled mons

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 14:11:08 No.41674901 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41674917 >>41675134 >>41675178 >>41675520 >>41680225 >>41684260

Despite it's appearance, Purugly's body is very aerodynamic. It intimidates its opponents by inflating it's belly.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 14:12:19 No.41674917 Report

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>>41674901
Maybe mention it evolved it's less glamorous appearance to not draw attention when it returns to it's kittens.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 14:29:44 No.41675134 Report

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>>41674901
Slowpokes' tail drips with a tasty substance. People say its great as a salad dressing or along Chansey eggs.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 14:33:19 No.41675178 Report

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>>41674901
You never cuddle with Banette because sometimes trainers who cuddle with their Banette too long my too grow a vendetta against it's original owner.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 15:00:57 No.41675520 Report

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>>41674901
For many centuries, Absol were abundant in the region of Galar. It was rare to leave the house and not see one. But then, quite recently and suddenly, they all vanished.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:24:41 No.41676692 Report

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>>41675134
>check Slowpoke's dex entries
>they are all about eating its tail
>they are beating around the bush
>people eat all of slowpoke and you all know it.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:25:18 No.41676702 Report

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>>41676692
That's why they needed to poach them from Johto.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:26:16 No.41676725 Report

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Why can't ameriburgers differentiate between its and it's?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:27:10 No.41676748 Report

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>>41676725
Lol this projection.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:28:48 No.41676778 Report

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>>41676725
ITS the internet you fucking nigger

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:29:03 No.41676781 Report

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>>41676692
Damn, it's really sad and realistic that the whole slowpoke population was destroyed for curry...

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:30:06 No.41676800 Report

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>>41676725
>Why can't ameriburgers differentiate between its and it's?
What is "its"?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:31:09 No.41676821 Report

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>>41676800
the possessive; "it's" is a contraction of "it is".

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 16:43:31 No.41677046 Report

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>>41676702
>>41676781
I hope Slowbros go on huge attacking rampages like hippos do.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 17:11:39 No.41677533 Report

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>>41676692
Don't the Johto games have a bit where you rescue some Slowpoke with their tails docked, or am I misremembering?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 17:12:39 No.41677543 Report

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>>41677533
Yes. I'm now imaging Galarians hiring team rocket for their slowpoke fix.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 17:23:04 No.41677697 Report

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>>41677533
Yeah, there you find a lot of tail-less slowpokes and some fatso tries to sell you one for a millon pokedollars.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 18:15:08 No.41678621 Report

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Anons, let's try to get this thread back on track.
"The intimidating pattern on its body appear to differ wildly depending on the region, but a closer look reveals that each Arbok actually has a slightly different face."
"Arbok's grip has enough power to crush a steel drum in 10 seconds flat. Mobsters of Kanto have taken to calling death by strangulation "the Arbok treatment".

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 19:33:08 No.41680225 Report

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>>41674901
>by inflating its belly
lewd

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 20:35:58 No.41681639 Report

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>>41680225
I wanna see it

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 21:03:58 No.41682222 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 22:40:58 No.41684260 Report

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Many people mistake magnetons for a group of disconnected 3 magnemite. A magneton can be told apart from magnemite by the way they move in tight sync, or by detecting them with a psychic type. Magnetons only have one mind, while groups of magnemite that simply group together have many.

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