Hey Faggots,
My name is Marley, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass Eevees and shit. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever met a mythical Pokémon? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability to raise a Pokémon, but you all take to a whole new generation. This is even worse than buying Sword and Shield.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the best pokéwaifu in existence, and I’ve even met a Shaymin. What mythical Pokémon have you met, other than “muh ORAS Deoxys”? I also get fast, and have a banging hot sissy dog (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all shillfags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.