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Sometimes I think about what it would be like if I had gone to collage. On one hand I would have a fancy ticket I can wave around to get better jobs but on the other I'd be in crippling debt for the majority of my life.

I also think about dumb hypotheticals I can text to my friends and family at really awkward moments for no real reason. Like, "What would you do if you were brushing your teeth before bed, and Fat Albert crawled out of your toilet, opened his mouth and Orange Gatorade started pouring out of his mouth?" Or "What would you do if you opened your freezer door and there was a severed caveman head frozen in a block of ice sitting in it?"

Those are what most of my thoughts pertain to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 18:30:45 No.41762949 Report

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>>41762888
using g max gold rush 3 times in a tourney battle gives you 99.000
regular matches give up to 30.000 or so
multiply 129.000 for the 3 matches, you end up with 387.000 or so.
since vitamins no longer cap at 100 Evs, you buy them with that money and ev train a mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 18:31:07 No.41762962 Report

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>>41762820
longcat is LOOOOOOOONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 18:31:48 No.41762973 Report

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>>41762938
You must be one intelligent nihilist. *tips*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 18:34:35 No.41763025 Report

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if they had to shamelessly rip off a meme, longcat was definitely the best option

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 18:36:03 No.41763049 Report

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>>41762820
I want to have sex with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:03:05 No.41764499 Report

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>>41763025
>not wanting a Cockmongler mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:05:35 No.41764531 Report

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>>41762820
Where are it’s organs? :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:22:33 No.41764746 Report

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>>41762938
>What would you do if you opened your freezer door and there was a severed caveman head frozen in a block of ice sitting in it?
I would be glad that he was frozen in there and that I was out here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:24:15 No.41764780 Report

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>>41762938
>"What would you do if you opened your freezer door and there was a severed caveman head frozen in a block of ice sitting in it?"

Yell at my wife for not taking out the meat to defrost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:33:17 No.41764942 Report

Quoted By: >>41764984 >>41765001

>>41762949
Why don't you just use the pokéjobs trick?
Costs nothing and far less time-consuming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:34:10 No.41764962 Report

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>>41762820
I love him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:35:59 No.41764984 Report

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>>41764942
Does the pokejobs trick require time travel? Cus in that case you can just buy luxury balls with watts and sell them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Dec 2019 20:36:53 No.41765001 Report

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>>41764942
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