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>be platinumCHAD
>year is 2020
>D/P remakes came out. they suck
>walking on the street one day
>hoennbaby blocks my way
>with his rancid breath, he makes fun of the remakes
>"How's it feel to have a shitty remake of your game? ahahah!"
>I straighten my back, causing me to rise to 6'0, casting a shadow over this manlet
>I reply in an affirmed voice and tone:
>"I'm sorry, did the platinum remake come out this year?"
>He wets himself as he discovers that I'm a platinumCHAD
>he begins groveling on the sidewalk, begging for forgiveness
>I step over him, not wanting to get shit on my shoe
>see 2 kids shrivelled on the corner
>"must be diamondcucks and pearcucks"
>I cheer them up by callign them cute and funny
>they become happy
>have loli sex

Just the everyday routine of a platinumCHAD