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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 05:38:48 No.41773856 View View Reply Original Report

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Do you think humans and pokemom can interbreed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 05:39:29 No.41773864 Report

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It depends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 05:40:51 No.41773879 Report

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>>41773856

Probably with the Pokemon in the human-like egg group. Maybe the field group as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 05:42:07 No.41773892 Report

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>>41773856
FOR THE LAST TIME, YES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 05:45:34 No.41773929 Report

Quoted By: >>41774552

>>41773856
fairys can breed with any beings in most lore books

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 06:35:26 No.41774552 Report

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>>41773929
Nice.
So there's a potential 3 different egg groups humans can breed with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 06:49:22 No.41774733 Report

Quoted By: >>41775430

We'd at least have mew and ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:38:28 No.41775430 Report

Quoted By: >>41775443 >>41775524

>>41774733
Why mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:39:01 No.41775443 Report

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>>41775430
mew is youre ancestor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:45:49 No.41775524 Report

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>>41775430
I believe that it has been established as cannon that humans and all other pokemon 'evolved' from Mew. Breeding with a Mew would be like going to your primordial ancestors, and demanding a booty-call. Most likely possible, but good-fucking-luck pulling that shit off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:47:41 No.41775549 Report

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Who the hell cares
I’d spill my seed on the salted infertile ground that is hatterene’s womb regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:48:33 No.41775558 Report

Quoted By: >>41775827

>>41773856
>pokemom
Considering they’re moms yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:13:29 No.41775827 Report

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>>41775558
I wish I had a pokemon mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:36:14 No.41776883 Report

Quoted By: >>41781416 >>41781543 >>41781596

Humans are like Ditto. They can, will and must breed with Pokemon of all kinds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:05:07 No.41777112 Report

Quoted By: >>41777132 >>41777208 >>41779250

I'd feel gross fucking dumb animals.
If the Pokemon has two hands and is intelligent enough to pull down my pants and give me a blow job, I'm confident I'd fuck it in whatever hole is available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:07:52 No.41777132 Report

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>>41777112
Would that qualify as passing the harkness test in a non-verbal manner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:16:49 No.41777208 Report

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>>41777112
Pyukumuku no....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 12:13:56 No.41777707 Report

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>>41773856
Yes they can

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 12:15:40 No.41777724 Report

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>>41773856
why would she need condoms I can't make her pregnant, does she have an STD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 12:21:20 No.41777779 Report

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>>41773856
can and should

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 12:55:38 No.41778079 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 13:20:34 No.41778298 Report

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>>41775827
Which one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 13:23:05 No.41778319 Report

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Of course.
Secret Pokemon breeding technique!
Pokemon with Human fathers have perfect IV's!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 13:37:21 No.41778446 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 13:52:28 No.41778605 Report

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>>41773856
Male human x Female Pokemon can. Female Human x Male Pokemon cannot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 13:56:35 No.41778663 Report

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>>41778605
Nah senpai, Ash has aura powers because Dalia got knocked up by a Lucario when she was a trainer.
The kid is always the same species as the mother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 14:02:02 No.41778728 Report

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i hope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 14:03:05 No.41778740 Report

Quoted By: >>41781321

>>41773856
>pokemom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 14:45:40 No.41779250 Report

Quoted By: >>41782128 >>41782557

>>41777112
Pokemon are crazy smart though. The dumb ones are the exception. You could probably fuck a slowpoke and it would have an orgasm an hour after you've left

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:05:50 No.41781297 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:07:33 No.41781321 Report

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>>41778740
I mean, Hatterene is very close to a MILFmon, and I wouldn't mind snuggling with her and feeling her jelly body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:12:31 No.41781404 Report

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>>41773856
They used to then but they are so different from each other they no longer can breed with each other. Cope harder humanfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:13:37 No.41781416 Report

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>>41776883
Do you have any proof to back that up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:18:18 No.41781477 Report

Quoted By: >>41781734

Why would you want a human to breed with pokemon anyway. The offspring willbbe completely worthless in battle. Its just food for wild houndoom at this point. No wonder humans stopped marrying pokemon a long time ago. Their dna is too different to be compatible anyway.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:22:58 No.41781543 Report

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>>41776883
>must
I don't let worms like you tell me what I can or can't do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:26:34 No.41781596 Report

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>>41776883
>He thinks humans are like ditto
This coping. Humans are bottom of the barrel in the world of pokemon. Outclassed by Gallade,Grimmsnarl and Lucario. Only can outclass bug types and even then Scolipede exists. Pokemon are better at sex than humans ever will be. Humans will be extinct by then and Alakazam will inherit the earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:34:30 No.41781734 Report

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>>41781477
autism speaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:37:03 No.41781780 Report

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>>41773856
No fuck off you fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:43:24 No.41781884 Report

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I hope bede gets some doujins with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:46:57 No.41781930 Report

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>>41781884
Enjoy this for now.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 17:58:01 No.41782078 Report

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>>41781930
What's she doing to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:00:00 No.41782104 Report

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>>41782078
fingering his bum hole with her hair tentacle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:01:31 No.41782124 Report

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I want to imagine with hatterene

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:01:53 No.41782128 Report

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>>41779250
fuck, that's hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:23:43 No.41782466 Report

Quoted By: >>41782524 >>41782648

What does a shiny human look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:26:45 No.41782524 Report

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>>41782466
albino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:28:47 No.41782557 Report

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>>41779250
I hope it has an orgasm for an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:34:23 No.41782648 Report

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>>41782466
moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 18:35:58 No.41782664 Report

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>>41782648
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 19:48:00 No.41783879 Report

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cum in hatterene

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