>MISTA MERIKKU I TURNU MYSERUFU INTO A BAGURU! IMU BAGURU MASUDA! NOW RETTO ME IN YOA ANUSU
>Mr. Masuda please n-euuuRRGGH!
>ITO ISU KUWAITO SUPEISHASU IN HERU MISTA MERIKKU! NOW, TSU TPC HEADOKUWOTORUSU!
>M-my body is moving on it’s own, what’s going on?!?!
>ANUSU HABU MANY MASURUSU ANDO NERBU ENDINGUSU, BY MEIKU MAI SERUFU INTO BAGURU I CAN CONTORORU YOU SURU YOA ANUSU!
>O-oh God no!
later at TPC HQ
>AH MERIKKU GOODO TSU SHEE YOU, HAO IS MASUDA?
>Mr. Ishihara, I-I’m sorry...
>WAI ZA FRUCKURU ARU YOU PURINGU DAONO YOA PANTSU! YOU FRU-
*pop*
>SHUPORAISU TSU SHEE ME?
>OH MAI GODORU! MASUDA?!?!
>DATSO RAITO ISHIHARA-SENSEI, I AMU HERU TSU KIRRU YOU AND FUREE GEIMUFURIIKU FUROMU UNFAIRU CONDISHONSU! WE ARREADY WORKORU TSU DAYSU A WEEKO, SURI DAYSU ISO TSU MUCHURU YOU MONSUTA!
*click*
>H-how did you hide a Glock in me bum hole?
>SAIRENSU! NOW, ISHIHARA, PUREPERU TSU D-
>Oooohhhh my tummy is rumbling, I get the runs when I’m stressed I do!
>KUWICKURU MERIKKU, PURUGU UPU YOA ANUSU ANDO MASUDA WIRRU BE TRAPPEDO!
*schlorp*
>HEY RETTO ME OUTTO OBU HERU ITSO SO SUTINKURU ANDO POOPORU I SINKO IMU GOINGU TSU BE SICKU!
>GOODO GOINGU MERIKKU, YOU SEARU AWAY MASUDA SAN’S EBIRU FORU ANAZA SENCHURI!
>Ohh my tummy hurts somethin fierce it do guv’na...
>HAHA I GUESSO YOU COULDO SAY ZATTO MASUDA ISU NOTTO ZA ONRY WAN ARAONDO HERU WHO ISU FURRU OBU SHITORU!
