>>41833293i'm quitting showderp forever guys, i'm sorry. my first post on 4chan was 30 years ago during the war in vietnam, i got access to a walkie talkie and said "we are legion" and suddenly i was an oldfag. it was my favourite post and i made a lot of tripfag friends when i posted it on /l/.
anyways my first pokemon game was pokemon reborn and i picked the transgendered option so as not to offend anyone and i started with my favourite pokemon Specs Weedle. my sister's mother's boyfriend's niece's husband's cousin who i had regular pre-marital intercourse with picked band caterpie and we often pissed as hard as we could to see who could pressure wash the side of my neighbors car the best with urine.
one time when i was on /b/ i got five repeating digits and it was the most epic get i ever got and i told my mom and even she was proud of me. nobody took a picture of it because there was no point and existence is meaningless. i think i had posted a hot picture of a naked lady or something epic like that.
anyways i'm going to bed now and i'm never coming back to showderp this is my final post ever and i'll be spending the rest of my life with my hot showderp girlfriend i met just now called "Haunter" and i want to let you guys know that my real name is Angelina Jolie.
see you later today.