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Tell retarded/funny stories that you had where Pokemon were involved
I'll start:
>Be loner in high school
>Find other loner
>He's a bit edgier and weirder than me but whatever.
>FuckYeahLonerNoMore.jog
>Find out he plays pokemon
>We chill and talk about it for a few days- then months
>He tells me he want's to show me something.
>Brings me to his house and shows me a collection of pokemon plushies
>Fucking Lucario and the like
> Hands me one
>WowTheseAreFuckingHeavierThanIThougt.avi
>He takes it back and turns it around and reveals a amaetur sown zipper
>Pulls down the zipper
>Theres a dildo inside
>Next day never talk to him again