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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:02:21 No.41881525 View View Reply Original Report

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NROOOOOOOO CREATURES INCU COMU BACKU IFU WE HABU TSU MEIKU ZA MODERUSU OURSERUBUSU ZEY WIRRU BE FRUCKINGURU SHITORU ANDO ZA GAIJIN WIRRU CAUSU IRREPARABURU DAMAJU TSU ZA POKETTO MONSUTASU BURANDO AGAIN!

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:06:08 No.41881567 Report

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>>41881525
No Creatures Ink Come Back If We Have To Make The Models Ourselves They Will Be Fucking Shit And The Gaijin Will Cause Irreparable Damage To The Pokemon Brand Again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:07:48 No.41881585 Report

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>>41881525
WAN BUGGERU IN ANUSU UNTIIR NEXTO DEXO ISU CUTTO ISU COMPRETEU!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:07:58 No.41881588 Report

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>>41881567
Thank you for explaining it, I had no idea what the fuck that said

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:09:12 No.41881600 Report

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>>41881525
WAN BUGGERU IN ANUSU UNTIIR NEXTO DEXO CUTTO ISU COMPRETEU!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 06:49:51 No.41882885 Report

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I really really really like these Masuda texts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:19:49 No.41883299 Report

Quoted By: >>41883307 >>41885754 >>41886790

When will this shitty meme die? hur hur accents. like really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:21:06 No.41883307 Report

Quoted By: >>41883320

>>41883299
Shut up Japcunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:21:57 No.41883320 Report

Quoted By: >>41883378 >>41883421 >>41897315

>>41883307
Leafcunt, thank u very much.
Its just a boring low hanging fruit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:22:25 No.41883331 Report

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Well for once the japification is at least believable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:25:20 No.41883378 Report

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>>41883320
>Leafcunt
So asian then, the japcunt poster was close enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:26:08 No.41883395 Report

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>>41883378
>asian
>leaf means canadian
what the fuck are you smoking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:28:16 No.41883421 Report

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>>41883320
What crawled up your ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:30:22 No.41883448 Report

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It’s more funny when Joe is involved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:32:43 No.41883475 Report

Quoted By: >>41883567 >>41883603 >>41884814 >>41884972 >>41886846 >>41887233 >>41899239

>That’s it Mr. Masuda! I’m not going to let you bully me anymore! From this day onwards Joe Merrick shills for no man but himself!
>Oh, werru, zatto isu disappointingu, batto ifu itsu howatto yu wantoru zen I cannoto sutopu yu...
>I’m glad you agree. Goodbye, Junichi.
>Weito jasuto wan momento, Joe-kun. Howatto didu yu jasuto carru me? I do notto caru ifu yu reabu mai empuroymento, but hao DARU YU CARRU ME BAI MY FAASTO NEIMU! YU ARU FUCKINGU NASHINGU YU RITTURU HOWAITO PIGGU FUCKUBOI! I CANU GETTO A MIRRION REPURACEMENTO SHIRRU FOA YU, BUT I WONTO RETTU YU REABU ZISSO BUIRUDINGU UNTIRU I MEIKU YU APOROJAIZU! OHMORI! MORIMOTO! HORUDU MISTA MERRIKU DOWN!
>Let me go! This isn’t fair, I don’t work for you anymore you can’t treat me like this!
>Hu isu goingu tsu sutopuru me, Mista Merikku? Haha! Nao, retsu begin. Zisso ritturu baguru wento tsu marketuru, zisso ritturu baguru suteido homuru...
>Oh god please, no more bugs in me arsehole! I can’t do it again!
>...zisso ritturu baguru haddo Gararu curry (bery yummuru!), zisso ritturu baguru haddo nan (so saduru!)...
>I’m sorry Mr. Masuda, I promise I’ll never offend you again, just let me go, I’ll shill for you for free in future, please just anything but bugs in me arse again!
>...ando zisso ritturu baguru... Yu know howatto he gotturu? Do yu, Mista Merriku?
>N-no sir...
>Zisso ritturu baguru wento DAIMAKUSHU INSAIDO ZA ANUSU OBU AN INSUBORDINATORU RITTURU SHIRRU!
>No please wa- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK MR. MASUDA PLEASE TAKE IT OUT I PROMI-
>DAIMAKUSHU PENDORAA!!!!! (foa zosu obu yu watchingu arongu ato homu, Pendoraa isu za Nippon neimu foa Scoripedu!)
>H-HOW? SCOLIPEDE CAN’T DYNAMAX, HE ISN’T IN THE GALAR POKÉDEX? OOWWWW FUCK!
>Yu aru correcto asu aruweisu, Mista Merriku! Pendoraa isu notto in Gararu becausu he isu in yu insteado! Nao, itsu taimu foa himu tsu DAIMAKUSHU!
>AH OH GOD ITS RIPPING ME BLOODY ARSE WIDE OPEN! AAAAA- *pop*
>Ah, zeru isu nashingu kuwaito raiku DAIMAKUSHU baguru inu anusu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:40:13 No.41883567 Report

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>>41883475
Are you having a stroke? Should i call someone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:41:50 No.41883585 Report

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BOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:44:20 No.41883603 Report

Quoted By: >>41884814

>>41883475
>That’s it Mr. Masuda! I’m not going to let you bully me anymore! From this day onwards Joe Merrick shills for no man but himself!
>Oh, well, that is disappointing, but if it’s what you want then I cannot stop you...
>I’m glad you agree. Goodbye, Junichi.
>Wait just one moment, Joe-kun. What did you just call me? I do not care if you leave my employment, but how DARE YOU CALL ME BU MY FIRST NAME! YOU ARE FUCKING NOTHING YOU LITTLE WHITE PIG FUCKBOI! I CAN GET A MILLION REPLACEMENT SHILLS FOR YOU, BUT I WON’T LEY YOU LEAVE THIS BUILDING UNTIL I MAKE YOU APOLOGISE! OHMORI! MORIMOTO! HOLD MR. MERRICK DOWN!
>Let me go! This isn’t fair, I don’t work for you anymore you can’t treat me like this!
>Who is going to stop me, Mr. Merrick? Haha! Now, let’s begin. This little bug went to market, this little bug stayed home...
>Oh god please, no more bugs in me arsehole! I can’t do it again!
>...this little bug had Galar curry (so yummy!), this little bug had none (so sad!)...
>I’m sorry Mr. Masuda, I promise I’ll never offend you again, just let me go, I’ll shill for you for free in future, please just anything but bugs in me arse again!
>...and this little bug... You know what he got? Do you, Mr. Merrick?
>N-no sir...
>This little bug went DYNAMX INSIDE THE ANUS OF AN INSUBORDINATE LITTLE SHILL!
>No please wa- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK MR. MASUDA PLEASE TAKE IT OUT I PROMI-
>DYNAMAX PENDORAA!!!!! (for those of you watching along at home, Pendoraa is the Nippon name for Scolioede!)
>H-HOW? SCOLIPEDE CAN’T DYNAMAX, HE ISN’T IN THE GALAR POKÉDEX? OOWWWW FUCK!
>You are correct as always, Mr. Merrick! Pendoraa is not in Galar because he is in you instead! Now, it’s time for him to DYNAMAX!
>AH OH GOD ITS RIPPING ME BLOODY ARSE WIDE OPEN! AAAAA- *pop*
>Ah, there is nothing quite like a Dynamax bug in the anus!

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:47:35 No.41883635 Report

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>>41881525
This still cracks me up vp. Never stop.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 07:52:33 No.41883676 Report

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>>41883635

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 10:35:34 No.41884814 Report

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>>41883475
>>41883603
God fucking bless every last Masuda poster. I love you all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 11:09:33 No.41884960 Report

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Bugfag masuda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 11:12:12 No.41884972 Report

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>>41883475
>it even uses the Japanese term for dynamax
holypilled and blessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 11:14:36 No.41884986 Report

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this masuda and merrick dynamic is pretty similar to Rick and morty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 11:15:42 No.41884996 Report

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>41883299
>When will this shitty meme die? hur hur accents. like really?

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 13:23:50 No.41885754 Report

Quoted By: >>41886646

>>41883299
yeah they really hurt that masuda guy's feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 15:02:19 No.41886646 Report

Quoted By: >>41886875

>>41885754
L

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 15:16:14 No.41886790 Report

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>>41883299
t. Masuda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 15:21:05 No.41886846 Report

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>>41883475
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 15:23:49 No.41886875 Report

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>>41886646
-enny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 15:53:33 No.41887233 Report

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>>41883475

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 16:05:39 No.41887398 Report

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You can hire Serebii, Masuda. He can make all the models from scratch for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 16:08:42 No.41887448 Report

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>>41883395
>he doesn't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:42:30 No.41889360 Report

Quoted By: >>41899239,1

>>41881525
Masuda, Creatures Inc. appears to have employees that are tired of the franchise.

Galar was okay, however you greatly missed it's potential, and here is why:

>You rushed the game. You put greed before fans and that's something a company should never do, a delayed game would have been acceptable.

>The Data could have been much larger, but you chose to limit the data, thus allowing bad decisions like Dex cuts and creating a basic region. I'm from the UK and I can say you missed the mark on this, there is so much you could have done and YOU FAILED. I was hoping for a Knight-Rotom form at least, it's design comes from ancient times where they protected King`s tombs.

>You divided the fan base with all those decisions that never needed to be made, just increase data size.

>The story was really basic and in the end rushed, Galar has so much potential for a great story, but you ruined it.

>The starters could have been so much more:
>Grass/Electric
>Fire/Psychic
>Water/Flying

>It is you and Creatures Inc. that started the downfall of Pokemon, not the Gaijin for having issue with it. I'm ashamed it's Galar that people have come to hate because of what you decided, but it could be worse, it could be Unova all over again*.

*You should have culled 90% of the horrible Unova Dex. Job done, National Dex saved. With 5% getting retcons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:46:08 No.41889422 Report

Quoted By: >>41893893

dexcels
>Why won't the masses listen to us? We're the only voices of reason while they mindlessly consume a terrible game due to brand loyalty! We're the good guys, we're just trying to help!
Also dexcels
>MY NAYMU IS MASUDA CHING CHONG BING BONG SUZUKI MITSUBISHI BUGGU IN BUTTU FAKKU TURRANIES AND FAKKU JANNIE-SAN

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:48:52 No.41889462 Report

Quoted By: >>41889492 >>41890392 >>41898238

>No one has posted the vocaroos yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:50:53 No.41889492 Report

Quoted By: >>41889556

>>41889462
post them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:55:06 No.41889556 Report

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>>41889492
I aint got em

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:46:47 No.41890380 Report

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>>41883395
I'll explain it for you buddy. Canada is basically a Chinese satellite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:48:03 No.41890392 Report

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>>41889462
I have a few saved as mp3 but how am i supposed to post that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:40:19 No.41891146 Report

Quoted By: >>41892810

>>41881525
OP... are you ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 22:36:08 No.41892810 Report

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>>41891146
Ayuwoki

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 22:38:17 No.41892833 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 22:41:14 No.41892883 Report

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>>41881525
post more seething masudas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 23:43:46 No.41893893 Report

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>>41889422
Obsessed.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 00:59:08 No.41894969 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 00:59:36 No.41894978 Report

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Is Creatures still gone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 05:00:23 No.41897300 Report

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Please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 05:02:10 No.41897315 Report

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>>41883320
>Leafcunt
So your a chink mutt lmao
go fuck a dog while Akhmed fucks your wife dumb syrup nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 05:06:14 No.41897342 Report

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The levels of projection on these threads is alarming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 06:56:21 No.41898238 Report

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>>41889462
i got you bro
https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s0OP1Mt6p2Kl

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 09:22:25 No.41899239 Report

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>>41883475
>Pendoraa isu notto in Gararu becausu he isu in yu insteado!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 09:50:03 No.41899239,1 Report Delete

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>>41889360
you are so fucking stupid

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