>MISTERRRRR MERRIKUUUUU!
>W-w-what, Mr. Masuda? It's almost midnight!
>NINTENDO HASU TAKEN US OVERU!
>Huh? M-Mr. Masuda, what do you-
>THEY BOUGHTU CUREATURES INCU! IT'S OVERU! THE NINTENDO NINJAS ARU COMING TO FORCU ME TO COMMITU SEPPUKU!
>M-Mr. Masuda, We can still blame it on the d-dextra-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Sayonara, Mister Merriku....
>*click*
>Y-you cared enough for me to come say goodbye...
>YESU MAI SON, NOW, HUGGU ME BEFORU AI MUSUTO GO
>I love you Masud- wait why are you pulling my pants down?
>YOU DONTO REARRY SINKO DATTO AI RABU YOU, DO YOU JYOSEFU MERRIKU? AI MIGHTO DIE TSUDAY, BUTTO AI WIRRU TEIKU ZA SHIRRU WHO FAIRU ME TSU HERRU WIZO ME! NOW TAKEO DISU CENTIPEDEORU AI FOUNDO OUTOSAIDO!
>You monster Masuda, I-I thought you loved me!
>SORRY MISTA MERRIKU, RABU WASU RASTO GENERATIONSU GIMICKU!
>*SCHLORP*
>AAAAAHHHHH ME TIGHT LIL ARSEHOLE NOOOOOO!
>*CRASH*
>FBI (EFFU BEE AI), PUTTO DOWN ZA BAGURUSU!
>AI KNOW YOU ARU HERU TSU KIRRU ME! JUSUTO DO ITO!
>HESU NOTTO BACKINGU DOWN, OPEN FAIRU!
>M-Masuda, no!
>DONTO REMEMBA ME FORU HOW AI DIEDO, REMEMBA ME FORU HOW I RIBEDO... PUTTINGU BAGURU IN ANUSU ANDO MEIKINGU SHITTO GEIMU..... URGHHH...
>So long, Japanese Cowboy...
