>*mid acceptance speech, the lights go out and Joseph Merrick appears on the big screen*
>Well well well Masuda, looks like my shilling paid off for you!
>M-MISTA MERRIKU? HOWATTO ARU YOU DOING HERU? I SOUGHTO YOU WERU-
>You thought I was dead, right? Because YOU put that Dynamax bug in me arsehole, right?
>*the audience is shocked and begins whispering to themselves*
>N-NO YOU ARRU HABU WRONGU IDEA! ITSO NOTTO HOWATTO ITU SOUNDSU RIKE!
>Oh really? How about I play them the recording of that day, Mr. Masuda?
>*the ‘rakey rakey Mista Merriku...’ vocaroo plays live for the whole world to witness*
>NROOOOOOO YOU HABU RUINEDO MY REPYUTEISHON MISTA MERRIKU!
>I’ll visit you in prison Masuda! Cheers!
>I MIGHTO BE FUCKUDO, BUTTO I CAN SUTIRU DO WAN SHINGU TSU YOU MISTA MERRIKU...
>Oh really, what would that be?
>I TEIKU PRECAUTIONU WHEN PUTTO BAGURU IN ANUSU, I REABU ONE RITTURU BAGURU EGG IN ANUSU JASUTO IN KEISU YOU SURBAIBU, ANDO I CAN HATCHO ANDO DAIMAKUSHU ITO ATO ANY TAIMU!
>Y-you wouldn’t dare!
>WATCHO ME!
*Masuda snaps his fingers, and Merrick begins to scream, before the audience knows it Merrick has exploded due to a Weedle Dynamaxing in his asshole*
>*the camera is covered in blood and shit from the explosion before the connection is cut a few seconds later and the screen returns to normal*
>WHERU WERE WE? OH, RAITO! SANKO YOU FORU MY AWARDO, MISTA JEFFU KEEREY!
>D-do you have a-anything to say to the f-fans?
>HAHA, I DONTO REARRY KNOW!
