I've come to make an announcement
Melony is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She beat my little sister . That's right. She took her ice fuckin' quilly pokemon out and she defeated my FUCKING sister, and she said her Lapras was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Melony, you got a small ace pokemon. It's the size of this seedot except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my team looks like.
*BWWRRRAAHHHH*
That's right, baby. Dark type, no ice bullshit, no Dynamax, Look at that, it looks like a true team of Gym leader ready to kick faggots. She defeated my sister, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck her team.
That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER ACE OBSTAGOON! Except I'm not gonna beat her team. I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna fuck his SOOOON!
How do you like that, LEON? I 'VE FUCKED HER CUNT OF SON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the toxic d r o p l e t s of my Skuntank hit fucking Melony gym , now get out of my fucking sight before I fuck your team too!
