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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:09:28 No.41888874 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41889007 >>41889042 >>41889200 >>41889211 >>41889604 >>41890260 >>41890336 >>41890445 >>41890774 >>41890784

>*cough, *cough*
>I'm glad I spent so much time collecting pokey man's instead of moving out of my parents house and starting a family.
>*Cough* *gasp*
>Now that I have them all I can die in peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:16:14 No.41888976 Report

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this but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:17:10 No.41888988 Report

Quoted By: >>41889046

I’m married and play pokiemans all day while my husband works

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:18:28 No.41889007 Report

Quoted By: >>41889057

>>41888874
>ADHD zoomers unironically think completing the dex is some kind of monumental task
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:18:56 No.41889014 Report

Quoted By: >>41889046

I'm married and work all day while my husband plays Pokemon at home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:20:34 No.41889042 Report

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>>41888874
This man lived a good life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:21:02 No.41889046 Report

Quoted By: >>41890801

>>41888988
>>41889014
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:21:36 No.41889057 Report

Quoted By: >>41889084 >>41889758

>>41889007
99.99% of all pokemon players never completed a dex in their lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:22:09 No.41889068 Report

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you can say that about any hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:23:18 No.41889084 Report

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>>41889057
and the pokemon fanbase is 99% ADHD zoomers, what's your point?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:29:37 No.41889175 Report

Quoted By: >>41889219

>>41889084

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:31:18 No.41889200 Report

Quoted By: >>41889218

>>41888874
I live in my own house, but I'm afraid I'm not dad material.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:31:42 No.41889206 Report

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When I die and become an ultrauniversal immortal planeswalker, I can comfortably planeshift into the Pokemon universe with full knowledge of every Pokemon I caught, and start to fully take advantage of those Pokemon that remain stored within that specific plane of the Pokemon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:31:55 No.41889211 Report

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>>41888874
Holy fuck he’s based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:32:32 No.41889218 Report

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>>41889200
>somehow managed to buy a house
>not dad material
procreate away, you're better than 90% of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:32:32 No.41889219 Report

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>>41889175
t. ADHD zoomer who never completed a dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:34:48 No.41889248 Report

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I have a house and a girlfriend and thus can continue playing Pokémon with no fear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:45:34 No.41889413 Report

Quoted By: >>41890237 >>41890329

>>41889218
Sorry anon, but I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who's never had a girlfriend. It's a little too late for me. Besides, being a wizard sounds like it could be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 18:58:07 No.41889604 Report

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>>41888874
>have them all
>in SwSh
Anon, I. . .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:07:25 No.41889758 Report

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>>41889057
>completed the USUM dex in 30 hours, probably less time than most people actually spend on a game
>WAAAAH, IT'S TOO HAAAARD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:36:52 No.41890237 Report

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>>41889413
I was a kissless virgin until 22 anon. Your chance could come at any moment if you maintain friendships and basic hygiene. Also keep a condom in your wallet or you’ll fucking blow it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:38:00 No.41890260 Report

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>>41888874

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:41:08 No.41890306 Report

Quoted By: >>41890322 >>41890326 >>41890555

Turning 30 next week.

I have no intention of getting married,having kids and I have no interest in romantic relationships. I'll spend all my time and money on things I enjoy instead and there's nothing you can say to stop me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:42:14 No.41890322 Report

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>>41890306
Based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:42:35 No.41890326 Report

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>>41890306
Based, anon. I want to live that kind of life, but i have to wait for my aunt to die first to get her house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:42:41 No.41890329 Report

Quoted By: >>41890485

>>41889413
wtf just download grindr, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:43:07 No.41890336 Report

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>>41888874
I'm married and stay at home playing pokemon all day with my boyfriend while my husband is at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:51:36 No.41890445 Report

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>>41888874
so glad I'm shitposting on 4chan instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:54:37 No.41890485 Report

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>>41890237
>keep a condom in your wallet
I don't like to make impulse decisions like ones that would require me to have one on the spot...

>>41890329
>grindr
AHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:56:09 No.41890512 Report

Quoted By: >>41890554 >>41890634

Friendly reminder that moving away from your home and starting your own family is a relatively new trend.
I mean, I don't remember people in medieval ages valuing people who fuck off somewhere from their family.
Like, who even popularized the nuclear family idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:57:14 No.41890530 Report

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my parents kicked me out the day i finished school and i was forced to move to another another city across the country because i couldn't afford to keep living in my home town and so i completely lost contact with the few strained friendships i had left and now i spend every waking hour shitposting and waiting for the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:59:01 No.41890554 Report

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>>41890512
I don't remember people in medieval ages playing pokemon either, what a terrible comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 19:59:05 No.41890555 Report

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>>41890306
People talk a lot about how living like this is "missing the point" of life, then the other day they complain about how they have literally no time or energy for anything between the full-time job, taking care of the house, the gf or wife, kids, gym, whatever else. Definitely doesn't make me look forward to finishing the uni, especially since my gf wants to move in in about a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:05:11 No.41890634 Report

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>>41890512
>nuclear family
It's America, maybe Europe, idk. Almost everywhere else it's common to have a large household where children, parents, and grandparents setup where grandparents make big decisions until they can't, watch the children until they can't, and then are supported by the parents and older kids until they pass. Unmarried aunts and uncles can also help with bills and taking care of the kids as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:15:27 No.41890774 Report

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>>41888874
imagine being stupid enough to have children

Mouse

Mouse Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:15:53 No.41890784 Report

Quoted By: >>41890904

>>41888874
>family
>3DPD
>kids
Have fun spending thousands of dollars on toys and clothing for 18 years!!

Also, enjoy the saggy, unwashed meat curtains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:16:54 No.41890801 Report

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>>41889046
gay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 20:23:34 No.41890904 Report

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>>41890784
Shut up you saggy and unwashed pair of meat curtains

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