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>>41898255
>The Stones bow to Sordward and Shielbert
>In contact with Ultra Beasts
>Possess Psychic-type abilities
>Control Galar with an iron but fair fist
>Own gyms & pokecenters globally
>Direct descendants of AZ's ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Ultra Space (SordShielgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of pokemon breeding research facilities on Earth
>First designer baby pokemon will in all likelihood be Sordward and Shielbert babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Celestic Town monasteries & the Unknown Dungeon
>Ancient Unova scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Pokeball R&D labs around the world
>You likely have pokebots inside you right now
>Sordward and Shielbert are in regular communication with the Legendary Pokemon Zacian and Zamazenta, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Pokemon League. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Ghetsis & the Elite Four? (First meeting between the two in over 3 generations) and arranged the Champion's first trip to Mt. Coronet in history literally a few days later to the Sordward and Shielbert bunker in the Wild Area?
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pokedollar reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Delphox, only Ft. Sordward
>The twins are about 8 generations old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:12:48 No.41898783 Report

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>>41898558
I can't tell if you're making shit up or detailing events from sword and shit
I wouldn't be surprised either way

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:15:38 No.41898815 Report

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>>41898783
It's a copypasta.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:15:59 No.41898819 Report

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>>41898815
Nice

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:53:22 No.41899059 Report

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>>41897831
Stabsby and Blockman

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 11:18:15 No.41899889 Report

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>>41897835
Sableworth and Bucklerham

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 11:26:55 No.41899943 Report

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>>41898783
Imagine being this new

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 12:40:47 No.41900325 Report

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>>41898783
Mate you need to familiarise yaself with the Bogpill. See aforementioned quick rundown.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 13:35:15 No.41900628 Report

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>>41897835
Sonic & Knuckles

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 16:50:25 No.41902142 Report

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>>41898558
This is a shit version of the copy pasta. Why did you modify it?

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