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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 20:52:48 No.41935399 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41935443 >>41935470 >>41935497 >>41937071 >>41937411 >>41939678 >>41943184 >>41949268 >>41949801

>Your favorite pokemon will never be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 20:55:22 No.41935426 Report

Quoted By: >>41935543 >>41935763 >>41937158 >>41943240

>you will never cum inside a Glaceon's tight ice hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 20:56:32 No.41935443 Report

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>>41935399
my favourite pokemon is a program in lore anyway, so I will make it real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 20:58:41 No.41935470 Report

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>>41935399
>you will never gently kiss your Vaporeon as you spoon them, cuddling until you both fall asleep

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:00:53 No.41935497 Report

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>>41935399
>your waifumon harem will never be real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:03:54 No.41935538 Report

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It's been almost 10 years and I'm still not over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:04:01 No.41935541 Report

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>>41935443
>make a plastic porygon with 4 servos for head, tail and leg movement
>make the eyes e-paper or a black and white LCD dot matrix screen
>add a speaker to play different variations of the cry
>all easily controlled by an Arduino or RasPi board
>add a USB port to a flash storage unit stored inside the body with an autorun.exe for a personal assistant program themed after Porygon
>fill program with useful utilities

the Porygon dream is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:04:09 No.41935543 Report

Quoted By: >>41943240

>>41935426
>cum inside Glaceon
>it steams
>get hard again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:15:52 No.41935693 Report

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stop lewding glaceon pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:21:38 No.41935763 Report

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>>41935426
>tfw will never be able to imagine the smell of my Glaceon's butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:30:35 No.41935881 Report

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>Houndoom will never seductively lay on her back revealing her steaming fortune cookie
Why even be the very best

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 22:43:55 No.41936960 Report

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>ywn beep the sheep
its not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 22:47:37 No.41937001 Report

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Pokémon aren’t attracted to small dicked autistic white trainers. They will only give themselves to black male trainers. Pokémon understand the power of the BBC. They would just laugh at you virgins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 22:50:17 No.41937035 Report

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>>41935541
You forgot the onahole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 22:52:45 No.41937071 Report

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>>41935399
Beg to differ Anon. I can even get one as a pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 22:59:42 No.41937158 Report

Quoted By: >>41943240

>>41935426
I want to make her melt from the inside-out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 23:11:33 No.41937352 Report

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>>41937035
do not lewd the program.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 23:15:03 No.41937411 Report

Quoted By: >>41937461

>>41935399
It's a shame, I know. I'd like to go on a journey and have many Pokemon, to fly on Charazard and other Pokemon, to surf on Wailord and watch Grimmsnarl out muscle Machamp in a strength contest.

But it's never going to happen, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 23:20:18 No.41937461 Report

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>>41937411
Lucid dreaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 01:31:47 No.41939327 Report

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S-Someone will genetically engineer Pokemon, right? I don't know what I'll do if they're never real bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 01:35:14 No.41939385 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 01:56:26 No.41939644 Report

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>>41939327
I don't think we'll still be alive by the time that happens.
And even if we are, most of the cool ones will take a long time to grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 01:58:58 No.41939678 Report

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>>41935399
Why even. Goodbye, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 02:07:34 No.41939796 Report

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>>41939644
Then what about AI? Surely there are robotistics out there that will make our dreams reality
I don't want to lose hope, anon

>>41939678
No anon, please don't go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:06:43 No.41941735 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:05:17 No.41943184 Report

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>>41935399
make a tulpa, they may not be fully "real" but you can at least be with your favorite Pokémon friend in your head

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:10:37 No.41943240 Report

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>>41935426
>>41935543
>>41935763
>>41937158

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:13:37 No.41943268 Report

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>>41935763
>put your cat in the freezer for 24 hours
>take it out
>SNIIFFFFF
there you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:14:43 No.41943280 Report

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>>41943184
A what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:19:15 No.41943321 Report

Quoted By: >>41943352

>>41943280
basically an imaginary friend with its own consciousness in your adulthood
there's lots of guides and communities, look around online

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:20:19 No.41943337 Report

Quoted By: >>41943352 >>41943372

>>41943280
self induced schizophrenia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:21:25 No.41943352 Report

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>>41943321
>>41943337
Is... Is everything okay, /vp/?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:23:10 No.41943372 Report

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>>41943352
>>41943337

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:35:16 No.41944488 Report

Quoted By: >>41944524 >>41944567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCtHEgEJRlY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:40:17 No.41944524 Report

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>>41944488
Why did I watch this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:47:25 No.41944567 Report

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>>41944488
>Posted one hour ago
>Only post on their entire YT page
>120 views
How did you find this?
You didn't make this, did you anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:50:00 No.41944582 Report

Quoted By: >>41944594

>>41944567
I saw it on twitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:52:28 No.41944594 Report

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>>41944582
Then bless you for sharing anon, not enough sultry girls reading degenerate pokefucker greentexts
Guess that's a bit niche, but still

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:53:44 No.41944602 Report

Quoted By: >>41944605

>>41943184
Do not make a tulpa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:54:48 No.41944605 Report

Quoted By: >>41944617

>>41944602
Do (not) make a tulpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 08:57:21 No.41944617 Report

Quoted By: >>41944983

>>41944605
Do... make a tulpa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:18:09 No.41944734 Report

Quoted By: >>41944755

>>41943184
My cousin made a Tulpa once and it killed his brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:21:48 No.41944755 Report

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>>41944734
How does an imaginary friend kill someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 10:00:37 No.41944960 Report

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>>41943184
>What we going to do next?

Attend English lesson classes, I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 10:05:49 No.41944983 Report

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>>41944617
Aplut a ekam ton od.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 10:06:47 No.41944986 Report

Quoted By: >>41949455

>>41943184
Unironically still wouldnt be as delusional as the Leaffag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 15:04:43 No.41946728 Report

Quoted By: >>41946795

>>41944983
w-what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 15:14:54 No.41946795 Report

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>>41946728
they just posted "do not make a tulpa" backwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 18:32:11 No.41948856 Report

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Reminder that sanity is for the weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 18:50:07 No.41949085 Report

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>>41944755
Through his believers.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 19:05:17 No.41949268 Report

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>>41935399

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 19:19:29 No.41949455 Report

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>>41944986
Need a summary please redpill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 19:44:33 No.41949801 Report

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>>41935399
Good. They don't belong in this shit world with all these shit people.

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