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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:47:52 No.41942265 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41942289 >>41942295 >>41942337 >>41942338 >>41942550 >>41942722 >>41943774 >>41943792

hello everyone these are my favourite pokemons <3 <3 <3
who are your favourites? ^_^

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:49:36 No.41942289 Report

Quoted By: >>41942373 >>41942892

>>41942265
I don't even like bringing up my favorites anymore because whenever I do people instantly ruin it with their coomer bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:50:01 No.41942293 Report

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Absol has been my favorite since gen 3. I just hate how it’s fan base appears to be nothing but furry retards and pokecoomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:50:06 No.41942295 Report

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>>41942265
Ah, I see you're a man of impeccable taste and culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:51:33 No.41942312 Report

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murkrow or mimikyu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:53:38 No.41942337 Report

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>>41942265
ah, I see three of the four horsemons of the coomerpocalypse there. may you explain yourself on that?
though onto favourites. Porygon-Z, Metagross, Magnezone, and Xurkitree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:53:38 No.41942338 Report

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>>41942265
Gourgeist aromatisse arctozolt and mimikyu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:55:18 No.41942363 Report

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Hatterene
Absol
Lopunny
Milotic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:56:08 No.41942373 Report

Quoted By: >>41942502

>>41942289
Are you a latias fan, eevee fan, gardevoir fan, or another waifumon? Your taste can't be worse then mine, I like all of them.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:07:12 No.41942502 Report

Quoted By: >>41942607 >>41943333 >>41944790 >>41944883

>>41942373
Glaceon, specifically. My all time favorite pokemon and I can't even mention it on here without some degenerate going "UNF. That's hot, I want to fill that things ass" like bro it's just a blue cat :/ I try to not let it get to me but tbqh it bothers me a lot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:10:31 No.41942550 Report

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>>41942265
I can't abide your choice of Pokémon, anon. That's possibly one of the most deliberate array of deviants I've ever seen. Terrible!

Malamar, Beheeyem, Bisharp, Metagross, and Golurk happen to be in my current top 5. However, I'm also partial to the ones in >>41942337's post. Now that I've stated how much disdain for the ones you favor, you're free to trash mine as you like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:14:49 No.41942607 Report

Quoted By: >>41942670 >>41944740 >>41944982

>>41942502
what would you do if your Glaceon snuck into your room at night and started bouncing on your cock while you sleep, and you only wake up as you both finish.
think long and hard about what you'd do, cuz you're probably just a closet coomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:17:23 No.41942639 Report

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>>41942550
thanks for pointing out your agreement that robots are good, angry.
your picks are quite neat themselves, even if I don't get why you'd choose Malamar.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:19:50 No.41942670 Report

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>>41942607
Here you go man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:20:20 No.41942675 Report

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I like Luxray he is cool.
I don't want to fuck him though lol jk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:22:53 No.41942698 Report

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>>41942670
answer the question pussy

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:24:28 No.41942722 Report

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>>41942265

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:29:03 No.41942781 Report

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>>41942698
No nigga. I barely even masturbate as is, nonetheless to fake animals. Now take your you and fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:32:46 No.41942820 Report

Quoted By: >>41942846 >>41943018 >>41944982

>>41942639
How do you people keep figuring out when it's me? Either way, Malamar has the look of an evil mastermind, and is known to be openly malicious despite most other Pokémon not being so. Psychic and Dark are both conceptually my favorite types, and are both present on the guy despite them being types that directly contradict each other. There's a vast other number of reasons I like it, but I'd rather not write another novel right this moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:34:42 No.41942846 Report

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>>41942820
well, it's probably due to the hammy vocabulary. but other than that I'm not sure.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:38:59 No.41942892 Report

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>>41942289
ME COOM!!! I COOM ON ANON!!! I COOM COOM COOOOOOOOM

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 05:50:03 No.41943018 Report

Quoted By: >>41943173

Dracovish became one of my new faves even before I saw how broken its signature move was.
>>41942820
>How do you people keep figuring out when it's me?
You've got a pretty weird way of talking. With OP's specific choice of mons and emojis, I'd go so far as to believe this thread was specifically made to lure you out for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:04:34 No.41943173 Report

Quoted By: >>41943251

>>41942846
Come now, my word choice isn't THAT strange...

>>41943018
My speech isn't weird at all, anon! I'm also certain OP wasn't trying to do anything like that and was completely earnest in their choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:11:23 No.41943251 Report

Quoted By: >>41943450

>>41943173
gonna be honest here angry. as much as I get that applied alliteration allows for alarming amounts of amusment, I don't think anyone but you would use "deliberate array of deviants" without a couple screws being loose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:19:00 No.41943315 Report

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>>41942781
I ain't talking about masterbation I'm just asking what you would do in that situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:20:14 No.41943333 Report

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>>41942502
>ass
Please, Glaceon pussy is the way to go

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:22:56 No.41943368 Report

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>>41943333
quads of truth

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:29:34 No.41943450 Report

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>>41943251
Oh, anon. We all have a few screws loose just by virtue of being here. Try not to mention me too much even if you do recognize me, as it may attract the attention of dangerous individuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 06:34:53 No.41943513 Report

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>>41943450
fair enough. will do. even if the attention of dangerous individuals is half the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 07:05:04 No.41943774 Report

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>>41942265
i want all four of them bully and belittle me at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 07:06:39 No.41943792 Report

Quoted By: >>41943825

>>41942265
The plural of Pokemon is Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 07:09:24 No.41943825 Report

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>>41943792
Pokemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:18:55 No.41944740 Report

Quoted By: >>41944821 >>41944861

>>41942607
No one's answered it so I will take this bullet. By that point there's not much you do can, at least immediately. When that happens just clean up the mess, tell her off, and pray that nothing comes out of it. Assuming she actually gives birth it will very likely be an egg, so I'd say the best course of action at that point is to kill it and dispose of it. As terrible as that sounds, there is no good future to be had of that egg hatching. If I need to go more in depth, put the egg in a trash bag and smash it against a wall until it is completely broken, and then fill it with regular trash before promptly burning it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:27:10 No.41944790 Report

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>>41942502
>not wanting to fuck glaceon's ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:33:20 No.41944821 Report

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>>41944740
>tell her off
What? Your Pokemon just took advantage of you and betrayed your trust, it needs to be taught respect, not whined at!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:35:27 No.41944833 Report

Quoted By: >>41944847

>>41944821
I meant that more as another way of saying to punish her, because if I said "punish her" I know how 4chan would twist that around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:37:39 No.41944844 Report

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>Nidoking
>Hydreigon
>Gyarados
Or pretty much any kaijumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:38:08 No.41944847 Report

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>>41944833
I see, fair enough, carry on then anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:41:06 No.41944861 Report

Quoted By: >>41944881

>>41944740
You could always eat the egg instead of burning it
Or if you really wanted to make sure she never does it again, destroy the egg and then force her to eat it for fucking you without your consent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:44:48 No.41944881 Report

Quoted By: >>41944897

>>41944861
I don't think eating the egg of your own human/pokemon hybrid is a good idea, same goes for feeding it them. Plus that would seem a bit too extreme of a punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:45:10 No.41944883 Report

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>>41942502
Glaceon is a good choice! Glaceon does a really good job of incorporating the ice cap design element with the rest of the pokemon. Glaceon remedies a lot of the problems I have with clothing and objects being used as design inspirations.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 09:48:13 No.41944897 Report

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>>41944881
Well, if you say so anon!

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 10:05:31 No.41944982 Report

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>>41942607
haha i don't really know
>>41942820
Perhaps because you deliberately post in threads like these all the time

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