>>41981151ever had scallops? i imagine that's the same texture and softness & whatnot. however, i think that the taste itself would be akin to that of fried calimari stripped of all breading and with a hint of lemon juice. it's a fine delicacy for only the most depraved of souls. the best way to prepare it is through Sous-vide, although some prefer them boiled directly or oven-cover broiled. common cuts include legs (fattened artificially like veal), forearms surprisingly, and rump. the flesh skirt has a missing taste to it, like those chips that come with egg drop soup in ching-chong restaurants. they're rarely served, but when they are, they're served as an appetizer, fried, and with a creamy soup to dip it in.
> the emotion horn?> because it's a horn, you can't actually eat it. however, there IS a form of consumption for those greedy for the limitless power of PsychoMystic Energy. by carefully removing the horn from the gardevoir while in a mega state, one can weaken the structural integrity of the horn because of how it reacts when the gardevoir's death while mega'd affects the fully separated mega-charged emotion horn. by then grinding the brains into a fine liquid (careful, it's highly poisonous even to skin contact!), one can place the weakened horn in a large-ass pot, pour the mixture over it, then boil it until it reaches 675*F. yes, 675*F. i'm not bullshitting you.what else you must do is the exact same thing but to a mega gallade. seperate pots for now.
purchase military grade nuclear hazmat gear. nothing goes nuclear, but the energy levels can boil your arms off in minutes if you get them way too close, and you have to dip them in.
with your newly aquired "Das Hazmattenhatten," and once you let the boiling temperature sit for about 4 days, reach your hands into the boiling mixture to find the still solid horn. it will now be weak enough to break with physical force. do so, & the insides will dissolve, as well as the outer shell of the horn More later
