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Excuse me Ohmori, why can't I actually battle her?

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:09:56 No.41953385 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:10:31 No.41953397 Report

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>>41953385
i want to catch her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:11:09 No.41953406 Report

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>>41953385
You cant hurt a person that would be too edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:11:27 No.41953412 Report

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>>41953385
Wakatte Kudasai

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:12:12 No.41953424 Report

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This franchise is scared of making something different and original.
It's a constant rehash of a rehash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:12:53 No.41953429 Report

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You can fight her, but you can't catch her without a MILF Ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:13:13 No.41953437 Report

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>>41953385
You can't hurt a human.
Read: you, because Lance and several other trainers in the series attack humans with pokemon.
Please understand, we're also not having SM Lusamine be part of Rainbow Rocket because that'd be interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 00:14:24 No.41953452 Report

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>>41953385
because then retarded japanese kids would kill their moms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:12:35 No.41954454 Report

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>>41953452
Their moms are probably bitches who deserve to die anyway.

TPCi Lawyer

TPCi Lawyer Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:14:58 No.41954491 Report

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>>41953385
So you're saying you would gladly beat a woman, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:16:42 No.41954529 Report

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Real answer: Lilliefags.

I'm not joking. Lillie is such a big deal in Japan (she has more figurines than some classic and beloved characters) that they needed to make her stay at the end of the game. But for her to stay, she didn't have to run away from mom. And that's why Lusamine is nice in the anime and got things changed in USUM. Because poor waifu Lillie isn't allowed to suffer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:18:11 No.41954548 Report

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>>41954529
They completely dindu-nuthin'd Lusamine which makes me hope they never make a female main antagonist again because they'd probably pull that shit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:44:23 No.41954952 Report

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>>41953406
>"A-ANON! MAYBE IF YOU ATTACK THE NIHILEGO YOU CAN FREE MOTHER!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:48:53 No.41955027 Report

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>>41953385
Gamefreak must have something against fighting non pokemon. Because there's not reason why GS would make pic related then have you fight a freaking Sunflora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:21:08 No.41955511 Report

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>>41954529
Lusamine was different in the show before USUM even hit. USUM Lillie still runs away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:56:21 No.41955953 Report

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>>41953385
I wanted to capture her and feed her beans and pet her head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:02:57 No.41956031 Report

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>>41953406
>"[Player]! I know mother is still in there somewhere! M-Maybe if you attack the Nihilego, it will separate from her! Aim for the bell!"
There. I saved you any and all unfortunate implications about attacking a parasitic Pokemon-human hybrid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:08:32 No.41956110 Report

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>>41953406
man remember that time Lance had one of his Dragonites just fuckin Hyper Beam a dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:11:40 No.41956154 Report

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>>41955027
or upset clefable, from the same game company open to greenlight snake and banjo together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:13:58 No.41956183 Report

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>>41953385
Why can't I actually fuck her instead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:21:08 No.41956268 Report

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You fought her through her team’s aura

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:35:32 No.41956470 Report

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>>41953385
hello

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:36:53 No.41956488 Report

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>>41956183
Because as the bearer of eight BBTs (Big Black Tentacles) she would inevitably dominate you, pin you down, and have her way with your bitch ass until your mind broke and your mouthpussy was useless for anything but pleasuring her and begging for more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:48:35 No.41956644 Report

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>>41956488
Fuck, and four of those things have spiked buttplugs at the end too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:51:09 No.41956681 Report

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Solgaleo/Lunala attacks her at the end to save Lillie from receiving the attack from her mother. But you’ll never be able to hit a person directly in this franchise, because it woul be weird to attack something with a human inside in a proper battle and because understand this thing:

POKÉMON IS A GAME MAINLY MADE FOR KIDS.

If you’re an edgy teenager who wants to hit the mother of your friend, please, look for another franchise because this is never going to give you the level of edgyness you ask for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:53:38 No.41956712 Report

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>>41956470
That is way similar to what Ultra-Necrozma did, the different is that they made that better with Ultra-Necrozma, because 2 legendaries don’t make the fight for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:54:55 No.41956726 Report

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>>41953385
because she wouldve killed you if the gloves came off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:55:53 No.41956737 Report

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>>41953385
Why can't I choose to side with Lusamine and betray Lillie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:00:39 No.41956795 Report

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>>41953406
>>41954491
what is this,pacifist route?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:01:03 No.41956802 Report

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>>41956712
the point is that it's a boss fight with a pokemon form that is completely unusable by players
i do agree that it's piss easy, but in terms of spectacle it feels like much less of a cop-out than lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:01:39 No.41956813 Report

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>>41956681
>If you’re an edgy teenager who wants to hit the mother of your friend, please, look for another franchise because this is never going to give you the level of edgyness you ask for.
See >>41956031. You can have an actual fight with a Motherbeast Lusamine without being "edgy." In your crusade against this potentially interesting hypothetical boss fight, you're also overlooking all the dark shit GameFreak puts into the games themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:02:56 No.41956836 Report

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>>41953406
Do you think this is undertale or what. She literally tried to fuck you up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:06:12 No.41956891 Report

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