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Alcremie is an 3 out of 10 cute mon by IGN because...

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:54:59 No.41955930 View View Reply Original Report

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>flipping through some critics reviews for swsh
>9.3/10 AMAZING -IGN LOL
>get in this meme site
>scrolling down looking for sth interesting
>Top 10 cutest pokemon from Galar
>almost close the tab immediately when I saw Alcremie on top 7
>utterly caught my attention... Why did she is in that low?
>I read this...

IGN... WTF?!

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:55:56 No.41955947 Report

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>>41955930
clown site

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:56:04 No.41955949 Report

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>>41955930
People are too fucking horny for their own good nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:56:58 No.41955957 Report

Quoted By: >>41955999 >>41961295

Alcemie isn't even cute lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:58:03 No.41955968 Report

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>vaguely

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:58:29 No.41955973 Report

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>>41955930
>going to IGN in the first place
I don't know what you expected

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:00:35 No.41955999 Report

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>>41955957
That’s where you’re wrong

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:01:44 No.41956011 Report

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>>41955949
It's a result of the failings of modern society. People crave intimacy, but there's very little of it in the modern world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:05:47 No.41956072 Report

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>>41955999
Artist source? The signature is harder to decipher than a physician's handwriting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:07:23 No.41956092 Report

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Clearly whoever wrote that has a weight gain fetish and picked up on the implications

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:17:52 No.41956223 Report

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>>41956072
tiny_crumbs

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:19:14 No.41956246 Report

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>>41955949
Alcremie doesn't make me horny. It does make me hungry. It looks delicious.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:22:09 No.41956282 Report

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>>41955999
based gets

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:33:16 No.41956434 Report

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>>41955930
*BRRRRRRPPPPPHHHHHRRRRTTT*

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:34:09 No.41956446 Report

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>>41956223
Sorry, could you provide a link? I tried that name on twitter, dA and NG. Nothing, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:38:12 No.41956503 Report

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>>41956446
https://twitter.com/JustLike_Claire

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:42:33 No.41956554 Report

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>>41956503
Thanks, looks like the artist deleted it from their twitter, though. At least the reddit/twitter accounts match.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:43:21 No.41956565 Report

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>>41955930
Based Alcremie
Can't wait for her plush in february

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:45:29 No.41956592 Report

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>>41956565
Post pic of the plush

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:46:39 No.41956614 Report

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>>41955930
Blinding someone is sexual?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:48:14 No.41956637 Report

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Reminder to never trust ((videogame media))

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:50:24 No.41956667 Report

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>>41956637
Ok manbaby

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:50:38 No.41956672 Report

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>>41956592
It doesn't have a pic yet. It was just announced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:55:20 No.41956731 Report

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>>41956565
>>41956672
>inb4 special (and probably limited) edition flavor Alcremies
I can already see them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:58:03 No.41956763 Report

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>>41956434
Such a big butt

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:03:07 No.41956841 Report

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>>41956763
Seeing that vanillabrapper jiggle in game gets my dick so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:04:59 No.41956869 Report

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In today's news: IGN is based and OP is a faggot

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 04:37:33 No.41957353 Report

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>>41956869
OP is always faggot though I can't see how is IGN based

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 05:35:46 No.41958049 Report

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 07:55:57 No.41959641 Report

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:17:33 No.41960196 Report

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>>41955930
>it has something that may create sexual thoughts
>"it's not cute anymore as before"
Are they retarded? Having something sexual, doesn't make it less cute you fucking retarded. Seriously IGN is fucking shit. Which pokémon is at the first place now for them, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:21:14 No.41960216 Report

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>>41955930
>sexual = bad
Im sick of this meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:24:11 No.41960233 Report

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>>41960196
This. I jerk it primarily to extremely girly and cute things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:31:32 No.41960270 Report

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Anyone got that hyper realistic Alcremie pic? Forgot to save apparently.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:37:05 No.41960304 Report

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>>41960270
This?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:39:25 No.41960315 Report

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>>41955930
Alcremie is fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:44:11 No.41960343 Report

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>>41960304
Yes, thanks a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 09:51:33 No.41960392 Report

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>>41960304
Looks greasy or like it's made of wax. Less delicious looking.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 10:07:58 No.41960479 Report

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>>41960392
Indeed, Irl alcreamy would look far more delicious, even more than the games.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 10:52:34 No.41960731 Report

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>>41955930
>Trusting anything IGN says

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 12:41:18 No.41961271 Report

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>>41960479
>taking a mad shit lads

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 12:46:27 No.41961295 Report

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>>41955957
Cutest Gen VIII Pokemon
And cutest Fairy type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 13:46:09 No.41961725 Report

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>>41955930
it’s like 6/10 cute. Pretty bland

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 13:48:03 No.41961739 Report

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love when people who clearly have a fetish for something try and blame other people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 13:51:17 No.41961770 Report

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>>41956731
I'm putting my own flavor on mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 15:16:28 No.41962464 Report

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>>41960731
I mean, she's kinda right. Dexfags straight up argue against catching all mons if for example they want to prove the game can be finished in an hour or some shit - the bitching is often pretty arbitrary and changes constantly to win the argument, the only consistency is "i can't use this particular Pokemon"

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 15:20:34 No.41962493 Report

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>>41962464
She's not right, because the arguments varies from individual perspective and purpose, so you cannot just say "ahah you never catched 'em all so grow up!" because maybe someone could have a different reason why they hated/didn't like this cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 15:29:35 No.41962581 Report

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>>41962493
Grow up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 16:23:12 No.41963113 Report

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>>41962493
You'd have a point if there were some kind of beautiful world where the discourse about this game was not a clusterfuck of screeching, But you don't. The vast majority of the conversation was lead by autists screaming about the national dex, and more damning, autists that clearly only started somehow caring about graphics and other things that were abysmal in previous games like story after the Nat Dex.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 16:26:54 No.41963147 Report

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>>41956869
They're both faggots.
IGN for being IGN and OP for going to IGN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 16:31:24 No.41963198 Report

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>>41963113
Only because you look at the toxic part of people who don't actually know what to say but still are angry because TPC did something they felt wrong towards them, it doesn't mean there is no reason to criticize. Criticizing the graphics and the story are good points too, it doesn't matter if the previous were shit anyway, especially when you cut the dex for "improving the game", of course people then expect more or don't see/feel anything good coming from the cut.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 18:20:26 No.41964699 Report

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>>41960196
It's ridiculous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 19:08:50 No.41965361 Report

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>>41960233
Truly a man of culture, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 19:09:47 No.41965379 Report

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>>41965361
Not at all complaining, but what’s with all the fart jokes in this show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 20:15:34 No.41966269 Report

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>>41965379
What show?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 20:17:19 No.41966289 Report

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>>41955999
Correct.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 20:23:51 No.41966381 Report

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>>41960731
>tells others to grow up immediately after making a strawman

dumb bitch.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 20:32:47 No.41966507 Report

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>>41955930

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 20:41:22 No.41966612 Report

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>>41966269
Jewelpet

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 22:25:18 No.41968049 Report

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>>41966612
I think I've jacked off with some doujins of it

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:28:31 No.41969004 Report

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>>41955930
IGN staff gave Day's Gone a lower review score because "The zombies where all white" (Pale due to the disease)
No one takes them seriously. If it weren't for Humble Bundle, they would be as dead as Kotaku.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:30:35 No.41969031 Report

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>>41955930
I need more art of the official 4chan alcremie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:32:20 No.41969059 Report

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>>41955930
Alcremie isn't that cute, it's just ice cream. Do you guys get horny when you see ice cream?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:32:59 No.41969073 Report

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>>41969059
hell yeah I do

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:34:29 No.41969088 Report

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>>41969059
Only if it's cute, and not a retarded ice cream cone.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:35:32 No.41969108 Report

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>>41969059
Alcremie is cute in fact, and I don't get horny seeing Alcremie. But I would get horny seeing ice cream sculpted into the shape of an attractive woman. That's like saying "do you guys get horny when you see a grid of lights", when any internet porn is just a grid of lights with a specific pattern. Also Alcremie is whipped cream not ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:36:29 No.41969129 Report

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>>41955930
Her design and typing are shit-tier but her G-Max move is based

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:42:49 No.41969215 Report

Quoted By: >>41969237

>>41955930
>forced cuteness
>shitty uwu anime face
You could easily tell Alcremie was made for people who are fucked in the head e.g. coomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:44:14 No.41969237 Report

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>>41969215
How is her face anime or uwu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:47:31 No.41969301 Report

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>>41958049
>>41959641
>>41966289
>>41966507
Any idea who the artists are? Reverse image search doesn't yield much in the results department.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:49:03 No.41969333 Report

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>>41969108
>I-I'm not a pokefucker
>Do you guys get horny seeing lights?
Based pokefucker

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Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:52:58 No.41969407 Report

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>>41969108
>do you guys get horny seeing lights?
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 23:55:55 No.41969452 Report

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>>41969301
https://twitter.com/mori_no_kaeru/status/1206734146485145600

>>41969333
I never said I wasn't a pokefucker. Just not for Alcremie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:04:54 No.41969593 Report

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>>41969407
Would you get skin cancer from fucking U-Nec?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:09:29 No.41969669 Report

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:10:04 No.41969679 Report

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>>41969669

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:10:38 No.41969689 Report

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>>41969679

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:11:10 No.41969697 Report

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>>41969689

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:20:55 No.41969841 Report

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>>41961295
>Cutest Gen VIII Pokemon
What's Centiskorch got to do with this?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:28:29 No.41969946 Report

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FUCK WHY ARE THE CAFE BASTARDS ALWAYS DROPPING XP CANDIES AND RARE CANDIES I JUST WANT TO COMPLETE MY ALCREMIE QUINTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 00:41:10 No.41970135 Report

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>>41969946
Star sweet is event-only though.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:55:51 No.41971972 Report

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>>41969841
Is it a joke? hahaha

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 04:34:35 No.41973185 Report

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>>41969946
Why those five?

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