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Confession Thread

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:20:45 No.41970638 View View Reply Original Report

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Confess, my children.
I’ve beaten every mainline game except any Kanto based games (RBY and FRLG)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:21:48 No.41970651 Report

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>>41970638
I lost my copy of Platinum and I never got to defeat Cynthia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:22:06 No.41970656 Report

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I don't hate many Pokemon designs. There are a lot of Pokemon games I dislike, but I can always find positives or cool stuff in MOST designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:22:42 No.41970666 Report

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Sometimes I fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:22:47 No.41970669 Report

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>>41970638
Sometimes when I play with my pokemon after they did really well in an online match, or I've fed/pet them a lot, I kiss the screen or hug the 3DS/Switch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:23:23 No.41970678 Report

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>>41970638
I’m tempted to buy SwSh despite the bullshit. I’ve still held on strong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:23:30 No.41970679 Report

Quoted By: >>41972069

I don't even like Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:24:13 No.41970686 Report

Quoted By: >>41971271

I reroll on generate random pokemon threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:25:48 No.41970699 Report

Quoted By: >>41970852

>>41970638
The first porn I ever saw was when I was 10 or 11 and it was of Totodile. I was on google images looking for cool totodile pictures but then I saw his totodick and I've never been the same since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:25:58 No.41970705 Report

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I hate that I started the Thorton x Marley meme because I opened Pandora's autistic box. I can't stand Marley now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:27:43 No.41970725 Report

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>>41970638
I've been dating this girl and we want to fuck but i have phimosis. I don't want to circumcise so i've been pulling my foreskin every night. Tonight it's the 6th night in a row. It's REALLY frustrating to pull it for literal hours just to see a milimeter of improvement. Why do I have to suffer so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:29:08 No.41970745 Report

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>>41970725
we tried to warn you goy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:31:51 No.41970778 Report

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>>41970725
Are there any procedures besides circumcision that could fix it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 01:36:35 No.41970852 Report

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>>41970699
good lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:00:43 No.41971191 Report

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>>41970638
I messed up my pokewalk and ill never forgive myself for it. FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:06:37 No.41971271 Report

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>>41970686
I know I don't have to prove to anyone that I really did get a cool or great get but I can never bring myself to reroll for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:09:58 No.41971325 Report

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>>41970638
Porygon z is best boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:14:35 No.41971378 Report

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>>41970725
Put it in foreskin and all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:22:06 No.41971490 Report

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When I first play Pokémon B&W I thought Karablast needed to lvl up to evolve so I lvld him up to 100

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:23:16 No.41971503 Report

Quoted By: >>41971518 >>41974624 >>41974898

>>41970638
Ever since I started taking my anti-depressants and anti-psychotics I've been pretty much obsessed with anything and everything pokemon.
I've put over 200 hours into Sword, every moment out side of work has been spent playing it in someway and i have no signs of slowing down. I've bought at least 3 or so more figures and hope to find more to add to my collection. I'm constantly watching streams of pokemon games in the back ground. It's all I've been talking to my friends about. I've been planning on redecorating my house to be pokemon related (I live alone and people rarely come over). I have dreams about pokemon constantly. any time i have to leave the house I'll boot up Go even though i can't stand it.
What the hell is wrong with me? I went from having no interest in anything and suicidal to just being fucking obsessed with these fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:24:17 No.41971518 Report

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>>41971503
>bought at least 3 or so more figures
*in the last week

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:25:37 No.41971539 Report

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>>41970725
Have you considered suicide?
My Roserade doesn’t care how my dick looks, she just needs cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:28:01 No.41971577 Report

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The slowness of Gen 4's walking speed is really peaceful to me. I like walking around and enjoying the locations without rushing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:28:58 No.41971592 Report

Quoted By: >>41971830 >>41971936

>>41970638
I always though Rhyperior was spelled "Rhypherior" until a few weeks ago
"Rhypherior" rolls off the tongue better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:30:46 No.41971615 Report

Quoted By: >>41974633

>>41970725
Get a preputioplasty like I did when I was 9, faggot. You'll get a cool scar on your dick and all. I'm not entirely sure if it was a preputioplasty but the thing is I've still got skin to pull. Now stop derailing my board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:32:56 No.41971655 Report

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>>41970852
Pokephiles ruined my sexual development

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:41:32 No.41971780 Report

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>>41970638
In Pokémon fire red one of the NPCs in Vermilion says that the S.S Anne would come back one day, so to pass time I would grind my blastoise in diglett cave for literal hours every day
I still couldn’t beat the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:45:17 No.41971830 Report

Quoted By: >>41971936 >>41972062

>>41971592
>inferior design compared to prevo
makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:52:46 No.41971936 Report

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>>41971592
>>41971830
Rhyperior is fucking horrible, what are those elbows? What about its head? What about its tail? For fucks sake, everything about Rhyperior is so fucking horrible somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:59:55 No.41972029 Report

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>>41970725

cant you like just ask to cut a bit of it but keep the rest, like i know im circumcised but it cant be that much foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:01:27 No.41972062 Report

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>>41971830

in all honesty, rhyperior would be a 10/10 if it just had ears, it looks too much like a dinosaur while rhyhorn and rhydon had a nice mix between dino and mammal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:01:39 No.41972069 Report

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>>41970679
Die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:58:28 No.41974580 Report

Quoted By: >>41974788

I used the fuck out of action replay on diamond when i first got it as a kid and regretted it ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:01:31 No.41974599 Report

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>>41970638
I like gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:04:06 No.41974624 Report

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>>41971503
If you're actually serious, have you told that to the people who prescribed you those medications? Because it sounds pretty fucking serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:05:08 No.41974633 Report

Quoted By: >>41974709 >>41975714

>>41971378
Already tried and it hurts like fucking hell
>>41970778
Exactly what i'm doing right now, went to an urologist and all.
>>41971539
I'm too commited to see the tip of my dick to think about suicide
>>41971615
Ew wtf i don't want a scar on my fucking dick if I can avoid it. Also I"ll derail your fucking dead reposting thread all I want, scarcock.
>>41972029
Believe me it's a lot of skin. I feel like i'm pulling a sleeve from a shirt three sizes larger than mine.

No I won't show dick. Nor my gf's feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:07:10 No.41974651 Report

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I've given up on this series and have jumped back into Monster Hunter. Sword and Shield was garbage, but I've just found it hard to find any fulfillment and happiness in anything Pokemon-related anymore. Even the porn isn't fun to fap to anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:09:29 No.41974670 Report

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>>41970638
I'm addicted to cub pokeporn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:10:01 No.41974673 Report

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>>41970638
I fantasize about being a Raichu & fucking other Pokemon. Froslass, Vaporeon, & Serperior to name a few.

Also I've never beaten gen 2 or it's remakes because I think they're terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:12:19 No.41974693 Report

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I've never played VGC but I shill it on here because TPCi pays me to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:13:57 No.41974709 Report

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>>41974633
>Nor my gf's feet
You won't have a choice. I already tracked your IP and location, Phil Moses. I'm cumming for her feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:14:36 No.41974714 Report

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>>41970638
I love the eeveelutions so much, I don't care if they're normie shit I have plushes of all of them, two of Leafeon.
I fucking hate eevee though, always have, especially now that it talks in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:14:59 No.41974721 Report

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I usually imagine myself living in the PMD world as a Pokemon and having a huge Charizard companion and husband and we both engage in autistic adventures and hot steamy sex at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:17:26 No.41974741 Report

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>>41971191
Same, put it in the washer and I actually cried, killed my fucking starter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:20:21 No.41974766 Report

Quoted By: >>41974782 >>41974811

when i was over at my parent's in the US for thanksgiving, they caught me looking at gay evangelion porn.. theyre homophobic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:21:52 No.41974782 Report

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>>41974766
That's nice and all but this is /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:22:29 No.41974788 Report

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>>41974580
I don't, mostly because i only used the shit out of it in diamond then my action replay broke and everything i got in platinum is 100% legit

>Doing ribbon challenge
>purify my shadow pokemon
>beat mt battle in colosseum
>go to emerald
>beat battle tower
>time for contest
>Good thing i can just clone all these TM
>get all contest ribbons
>get artist ribbon and other misc stuff
>Go to platinum
>Oh shit i can't clone TM here
>wait a sec maybe i have some extra in diamond,i'll have to be smart about using these
>nevermind i got 99 of every TM in pokemon diamond

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Rat Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:23:46 No.41974800 Report

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>>41974782
i sometimes daydream about giima

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:25:53 No.41974811 Report

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>>41974766
I'd disown my son too if he was fapping to that fucking faggot shinji of all things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:26:39 No.41974817 Report

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my first crush was on mewtwo. stupid cat is the entire reason for my ass/thigh preference

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:28:56 No.41974836 Report

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Months ago there was a thread asking what Pokemon would be the most brutal at CBT and some anon wrote out in detail what a tentacruel would do and I got off to it. Every day I wish I saved it or one of the other anons saved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:30:58 No.41974855 Report

Quoted By: >>41974876

I only come to /vp/ because it has a fair amount of girls browsing and posting and I'm really, really lonely

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:32:42 No.41974876 Report

Quoted By: >>41974900 >>41974912

>>41974855
I mostly come looking for friends but nothing usually comes out of it so I kind of relate to how you feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:35:41 No.41974898 Report

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>>41971503
What are you taking? Because the same thing is happening to me but on a lesser scale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:36:06 No.41974900 Report

Quoted By: >>41974917

>>41974876
let's be friends, anon
jooj809 at protonmail dot com

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:37:30 No.41974912 Report

Quoted By: >>41974933

>>41974876
I can relate to that, in a weird way. I like how 4chan's anonymous system makes it so you can say whatever, compared to social media where your life counts on not saying anything stupid. /vp/ is kind of relatable to me. I've always wanted a friend who is autistically obsessed with Pokemon, and is happy to geek out about it for hours on end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:37:51 No.41974917 Report

Quoted By: >>41974933 >>41975357

>>41974900
Are you for real?
I'm just scared I might waste your time if we don't share too much in common or you find me boring, that's usually what happens or so I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:40:52 No.41974933 Report

Quoted By: >>41975357

>>41974912
Well, kinda exactly what I said here >>41974917
I could offer you be friends over Pokémon or at least try!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:42:23 No.41974949 Report

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>>41970638
I had sapphire, fire red, emerald, diamond, and white, and only ever beat the e4 in sapphire.

I stopped trying to play video games because I could never commit to them long enough to get their money's worth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:43:26 No.41974956 Report

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>>41970725
Isn't there something that you can put in/on your foreskin to stretch it 24/7?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:28:13 No.41975286 Report

Quoted By: >>41975346

>>41970638
Sometimes I wish I could be a gf shill. It gets fucking depressing knowing that the series that I grew up with has gone down such a shit hole, and there arent enough good fan games or rom hacks to keep me interested until things get better. At least if I was a shill I wouldn't give a shit about quality and live in blissful ignorance of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:40:08 No.41975346 Report

Quoted By: >>41975353

>>41975286
what do you value more anon, you standards, or your enjoyment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:42:08 No.41975353 Report

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>>41975346
That's the problem, I don't fuckin know. If having my standards be "I just want a good pokemon experience" brings me disappointment idk if I want them anymore. Doesn't change the fact I'm stuck with them though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:42:28 No.41975357 Report

Quoted By: >>41975423

>>41974933
Feel free to send a message through then!
46dayslater at gmail dot com

>>41974917
I understand what you mean about feeling like you may come off as boring to some. I have trouble talking to people as is, and I get nervous when I send replies to anyone. It takes me a few days to reply to people. Social anxiety is a bitch soletimes. But I feel more at ease when I talk about Pokemon with people, lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:52:45 No.41975407 Report

Quoted By: >>41975733

The last game I played was Ruby yet I erp as pokemon on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:56:17 No.41975422 Report

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i paid for genned pokemon out of sheer laziness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:56:20 No.41975423 Report

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>>41975357
Sent you something a bit ago!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 09:33:39 No.41975668 Report

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>>41970638
Never played HGSS, BW, Stadium, Colosseum or XD. Hate Gen 4 and 5 with a passion and shit on it in every thread.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 09:38:14 No.41975695 Report

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I have an addiction to Nendoroids and keep buying them. I can't stop preordering/buying them. I am running out of cash.

I am deciding between N and Lana for my next one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 09:41:54 No.41975714 Report

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>>41974633

Had a friend in your shoes once. He was 100% against circumcision, tried everything. But in the end, nothing worked, so he gave in and got circumcised. Said the recovery was awful, but two months later was no longer in any pain and went on to fuck a shit ton of girls. He’s married now, and very happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 09:44:40 No.41975733 Report

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>>41975407
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